Question

翻译一首英文歌词，yankovic 的foil

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
(sip) Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that’s foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy
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Answer 1

我从来没有完成我所有的食物，都能得到一个打包袋从waiterso我只是保持什么仍然是unchewedand我带它回家，将它保存为laterbut然后我处理的真菌，细菌formationmicrobes，酶，模具和oxidationi不在乎，我有一个秘密的把戏我sleevei从不费心灯笼裤，玻璃瓶，塑料containersplastic保鲜，真的一无braineri只是想把我所有的味道密封在tightwith铝箔（箔）不会对lessthat类包装是最好保持你的三明治好freshstick在冷却器（冷却）吃的时候你readybut也许你会选择（你要选择，你会选择，你会选择）一个清新的草药茶（SIP）嗯，可爱！哦，顺便说一下，我已经破解了codei想出这些阴影和光明会知道他们终于准备世界dominationand不久你有黑色直升机来交叉的新世界orderbe知道borderpuppet大师：有人总是看你还是政府不承认他们伪造整个月亮landingthought控制光线，精神scanningdon不介意，我保护我这hatfrom铝箔（箔）戴帽子的箔linedin防外星人的倾向探头屁股或阅读你的mindlooks有些古怪（'culiar）似乎有点crazybut总有一天我会证明（我会证明，我会证明，我会证明）有一个大阴谋

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谢谢，你英语老师是谁？

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Ms. Cheng