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  1. Good Boy

    Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
    "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
    "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
    "She is the one who sells the candy."

    好孩子

    小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
    “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
    “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
    “她是个卖糖果的。”

  2. The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
    When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
    Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
    Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
    六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
    约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?
    哭?约翰问,不,我没哭,可老师哭了。

  3. my little dog can't read

    Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

    Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

    Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

    我的狗不识字

    布朗夫人:哦,

    亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

    史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

    布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”

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my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人:哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
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公司招了个老外,刚入职时老外说:“我是一个加班狂!希望大家配合我”。。。一个月后老外辞职了,临走前他说了一句话:“你们这样加班是不人道的。。
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