Question

英文冷笑话

Answer 1

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回答我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?

老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币!