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1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回答我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。
2.What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。
3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币!
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