Question

英语翻译.快啊~~~~~~~~~~`

One day something went wrong with a man's bicycle chain(链条). The man could not repair it,
　　so he looked around for help. The only house nearby belonged to a woman who had moved there a few months earlier. The man knocked at the door, but the woman did not answer. The door had clear glass in it, and the man could see that the woman was home. He decided to knock again. Finally the woman came to the door. The man immediately explained his problem . "I can fix the chain," the woman said. Later when the bike was ready to go,the man said, 'Thanks. I hope I can help you some day." "I never need help," the woman said.The following week the man was riding his bike when he noticed the woman walkingdown the street. A strong wind suddenly lifted(拾起) her hat and sent it into the branches(枝) of an old tree. The woman tried to get her hat with a stick, but she failed. She seemed worried because she clearly was not dressed for tree-climbing. The man hurried over, quickly climbed up to the hat and dropped it into the woman's waiting hands. When she put on her hat, she passed the man as he climbed back on his bike. 'I think I told you I never need help," the woman said, "I'm glad you didn't believe me. Thanks." Then they both smiled.

Answer 1

有一天，一个男人的自行车链条坏了。他自己无法修理，所以他环顾了一圈来寻求帮助，这附近的唯一一间房屋是属于一个前几个月搬来的女人。男人敲了敲门，但是屋内没有人回答。这扇门有一天空隙，男人可以看见这个女人在家里。他决定再敲一次。接着这个女人来了，男人立马再一次解释了自己的困难，“我能修理这链条”，女人说。当自行车可以用时，男人说“谢谢，我希望有朝一日我可以帮助你”。“我永远不需要帮助”，女人说。接下来的几个星期，男人骑着自己的自行车注意到女人走在路上。一阵很强的风突然掀起她的帽子并且把它吹到了一颗老树的树枝上。这个女人尽力去拿她的帽子但是她失败了。男人连忙到了这里，很快的帮助她拿下了帽子递给女人。当她带上帽子时，她经过男人“我曾经告诉过你我不需要帮忙”女人说“我很高兴你没有信以为真，谢谢”。他们都笑了。

Answer 2

某天，一哥们的单车链条出毛病了。这货没有修理它的技术，于是只好向周围的围观群众寻求帮助。附近的唯一一所房子属于一位个把月前搬进来的女孩。这货敲了敲门，可是却木有淫回应。门上的玻璃清晰无比，于是这个老淫魔无耻地进行了偷窥并发现了女孩。 （我艹，太长了，不翻了，才这点分，我滚粗了）