Question

求一篇医生和病人搞笑的英语对话，要翻译

Answer 1

There
is
a
mental
hospital
doctor
asked
the
patient
if
I
cut
off
your
ear,
what
would
you
do?
The
patient
answered:
then
I
will
not
hear.
The
doctor
listened:
Uh
huh.
Quite
normal.
The
doctor
asked:
what
if
I
bring
you
another
ear
also
cut
off,
what
would
you
do?
The
patient
answered:
then
I
will
not
see.
The
doctor
began
to
get
nervous:
how
to
see?
Patient
answer:
because
the
glasses
will
fall
down.
有一位神经病院的医生问患者：如果我把你的一只耳朵割掉，你会怎样？
　　那位患者回答：那我会听不到。
　　医生听了：嗯嗯。很正常。
　　医生又问道：那如果我再把你另一只耳朵也割掉，你会怎样？
　　那位患者回答：那我会看不到。
　　医生开始紧张了：怎么会看不到咧？
　　患者回答：因为眼镜会掉下来。