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很多分数!!!哥哥姐姐们帮我翻译一下，要快啊!谢谢

而且要自己翻译而不是用翻译网站,翻译后的水平不要太高，CET4水准就差不多了!好的话还有追加分!!!

同学们,
很荣幸今天由我来为大家做演讲.下面我来介绍一部正火爆全球的美国电视剧<越狱>.我相信在座的很多人已经看过了,这部电视剧构思惊人,剧情完美以及让人心跳的场面，吸引着无数人的心.主人公Michael Scofield的胆略与智慧,让人佩服.他的兄弟Lincoln几个月就将被以谋杀罪处以死刑，但Michael坚信他是被冤枉的。为了拯救了自己的兄弟,Michael抢劫了一家银行，因此而被与 Lincoln关进同一所监狱.作为一名建筑工程师，他对监狱的建设蓝图很熟悉，带着Lincoln逃出监狱是Michael入狱的唯一目的.以后的剧情就是围绕这开始的，希望同学们喜欢!
最后，我来给大家讲篇笑话,题目是…

Answer 1

The classmates,
Be honored very much to come to°from me everyone to give a lecture today.Underneath I to introduce the American television drama that a positive fire explodes a world<jail delivery>.I believe in the many people of to have already seen, this television drama conceive outline astonishing, the plot is perfect and let the public jump of condition, draw on numerous people's heart.Courage and intelligence of host male Michael Scofield let the person admire.His brothers Lincoln a few months will be imposed by murdering offense death penalty, but the Michael believe firmly him to be wrong.For rescuing own brothers, the Michael robbed a bank and is closed with Lincoln therefore into same jail.Conduct and actions is a construction engineering teacher, his construction to the jail blue print acquaints with very much and take Lincoln break out of a jail is the only purpose that the Michael wear the stripe.The later plot is around this beginning of and hope that the classmates like!
End, I to speak a joke for everyone, topic is …

Answer 2

这是我上大学的姐姐帮着翻译的！你看看吧！字母打得我好累啊！

Students,
It is a great honor for me today to do as we speak. Below me to introduce a world of the United States is popular dramas <Escape>. I believe that many people here have read, the idea of staggering the show, one heartbeat and a storyline perfect scenes, attracted so many people's heart. Michael heroine Scofield courage and wisdom, people admire. his brother Lincoln months will be to murder punishable by the death penalty, but Michael was convinced that he is innocent. To save his brother, Michael robbery of a bank, it was the same with Lincoln locked up in prison. As a construction engineer, his blueprint for the construction of the prison is very familiar with, escaped prison with Lincoln Michael imprisonment is the sole purpose. After the drama surrounding this is the beginning of the Greek wang students like!
Finally, I came to tell you that joke article entitled ...

Answer 3

去死吧～～ 楼上的一看就是机译的！！ 还你“上大学的姐姐”呢～～ 你姐姐是机器啊？！

Dear mates (或者这里用 classmates),
I feel so honoured today to have the chance to deliver a speech to you all. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce the American TV series <Prison Break>, which is popularly on show all over the world these days. I believe most of you here have already watched this play. The whole story was wonderfully designed and perfectly proceeded, with the attractive scenes presented to the audience. The hero, Michael Scofield, was a man of courage and wisdom. One of Michael's best friends, Lincoln, would be sentenced to death in a few months time for his murdering someone, but Michael believed that Lincoln was undeserved. In order to save Lincoln, Michael robbed a bank, so that he got the chance to be put into the jail where Lincoln was. As a architectural engineer, Michael was familiar with the structure of the prison. And to get Lincoln out of the jail was the only purpose for Michael being sent to jail. This is the main line of the whole story. I hope all of you can enjoy this TV play.
Well, finally, I would like to tell you a joke, called...