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请列出黑色幽默的例子

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▲故事的例子 (Stories Example)▲： 1. 罗密欧与朱丽叶的故事。他们俩互相爱对方但到最后一齐死去。 Romea and Juliet's story.Both love each other but all dead at the end. ◆足球球员的例子 (Football Players Examples)◆： 2. 活基治在2004年被皇马以1400万磅收购，但他受伤超过一年。 Woodgate bought by Real Mardia in 2004 around 14millions pounds but got injury for more than one year 3. 麦卡伦不想碧咸留在英格兰国家队，但英格兰国家队的成绩一落千丈。 Steven McClaran didn't want Beckham in the England team but the England result was decreasing afterward. █电影影星的例子 (Movie Stars Example)█： 4. 哈利波特被一家庭收养，但那家庭时常折磨他。 Harry Potter adopts by a family
but the family always afflict him. 最典型的例子 (The Most Typical Examples)： 5. 某某很开心出席颁奖典礼，但整个活动也没有自己的奖项，失望而回。 Someone attends an awarding ceremony happily
however the whole event dont have any awards belong to oneself
at last who gets disapointed to home only. 6. 某某相当兴奋在机埸等候名星出现，但最后因天雨关系而取消行程。 Someone is very excited to wait for pop stars at the airport
but finally they cancel the travel due to the rain.
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黑色幽默 BLACK HUMOR 使用讽刺或荒诞的喜剧手法来嘲弄人们愚蠢行为的幽默 我引用一个 *** 的例子: 例子1: 某个被判绞刑的人，在临上绞架前，指着绞刑架故作轻松地询问刽子手：“你肯定这玩意儿结实吗？” 例子2: 一个小孩和妈妈到坟场拜祭父亲
碑文上赞写着: 某某先生 舍己救人的男子汉 受万人敬仰的英雄 小孩惊叫起来: 哗! 原来爸爸跟两个人葬在一起! 例子3: 戴安娜和德兰修女有何分别？ 5天 希望你会对黑色幽默有多点印象．．．．
Romea and Juliet's story.Both love each other but all dead at the end. Woodgate bought by Real Mardia in 2004 around 14millions pounds but got injury for more than 1 yr. Steven McClaran didn't want Beckham in the England team but the England result was decreasing afterward.
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