Question

英语小故事，要中文。初一的下。1-2分钟，急急急急急急急急急急急急急急！简单一点

帮帮忙。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

Answer 1

Just after class，a teacher asked to a student"Boy, why have you got cotton in your ear? Is it infected? You look very pain," "No, sir, but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out. so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

选我吧，我打字很慢，不容易啊~（原创）

Answer 2

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英语小故事，要中文，初一的下||||||
这究竟想表达什么意思啊！！！
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追问

就是初一下的范围。。。。。并翻译出中文。。。急急急急急急急急急急急急急

追答

这样啊，给你一个小故事吧，我觉得挺有趣的——

Prepare Yourself
自己做好准备

A a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
一次一个学生给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈，我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好，你自己也做好准备!”