Question

谁给我一首英语诗或一段英语笑话,越简单越好.

别太复杂,越简单越好.单词别太复杂的,谢谢.

Answer 1

最近，笔者收到一则有趣的英文贺年短信。现录如下，供阅者一笑：
People laugh and people cry,
Some give up and some always try,
Some say hi and some say "bye",
Some will forget you but never I:
"Happy New Year!"
True, I never lie!

Answer 2

Guest:"Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host:"I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Answer 3

Charitable Donations

There nuns in a local convert receive an anonymous donation of $100 each. The first nun, Sister Mary Margaret, says, "I'm going to give my money to the poor box." The second nun, Sister Mary Rose says "I'm going to use my money to paint the sanctuary." The third nun, Sister Mary Ambrosia says "I'm going to leave the convent, and give my money to some poor soul who looks like he needs it."

So, she leaves to convent, heading for the lower end of town, where she encounter a destitute looking man. She approaches him, hands him the money, saying only, "Godspeed, my son."

The next evening, there is a knocking on the convent door. Sister Mary Margaret answers the door, and there is the destitute man from the prior evening. "May I see Sister Mary Ambrosia?" he asks. "Just a moment my son..."

She retrieves Sister Mary Ambrosia. She see the man and asks, "What is it, my son?"

"Here is your money. All $700 of it! Godspeed paid 6-to-1."

Answer 4

Middle nighe,My car is moving in high speed and I see an old woman smiling to me out of the window.

半夜，车开的飞快，我看见窗外有个老太婆对我笑。

Answer 5

一个中国人(Mr Zhang)和一个外国人(Tom)的对话:

Mr Zhang: I am sorry!
Tom : I am sorry too(two)!
Mr Zhang: I am sorry three!
Tom : What are you sorry for (four)?
Mr Zhang: I am sorry five!