Question

经典英语小笑话

Answer 1

Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand .The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way,sir,"said the deck hand,"it to say nothing about it .If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out,they'd pulled you out ,they'd chuck me in ."
最好的报酬
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。被一名甲板水手救起，这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
“最好的办法，长官，”这么水手说，“是别声张这件事。如果其他人知道我救了你，他们会把我扔下去的。”

Answer 2

百度上有，用翻译