Question

英语手抄报怎么写？要有内容哦！还要翻译！谢谢！急！

比如说英语故事。。。。。不过，要长一点的哦！谢谢拉！

Answer 1

英语幽默版三字经
人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

不知道你需要哪一类的格言这些是关于教育的
Education is the chief defence of nations. (Edmund Bruke, British statesman)
教育是国家的主要防御力量。(英国政治家 伯克)

Education is the transmission of civilization. (Will Drant, American historian and essayist)
教育传播文明。(美国历史学家、散文家杜兰特.W.)

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive ; easy to govern but imposible to slave. (Brougham, British statesman)
教育使一个民族容易领导，但是难于驱使；容易管理，却不可能奴役。(英国政治家 布罗马汉姆)

Every person has two education, one which he receives from others, and one , more important, which he gives himself. (Edward Gibbon, British historian)
每个人都受两种教育，一种来自别人，另一种更重要的是来自自己。(英国历史学家 吉朋 E)
这些是艺术类的
Any one who conducts an argument by appealing to authourity is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. (Da Vinci, Italian painter)
一个借着引经据典来辩论的人，不是在运用自己的才智，他是在运用自己的记忆力。(意大利画家 达·芬奇)

Art is a lie that tells the truth. (Picasso, Spanish painter)
美术是揭示真理的谎言。(西班牙画家 毕加索)

Art is long, and time is fleeting. (Longfellow, American poet)
艺术是永恒的，时间则是瞬息即逝的。(美国诗人 朗费罗)

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it ! (Robert Motherwell, American painter)
艺术远没有生活重要，但是没有艺术生活是多么乏味呀！(美国画家 马赦韦尔 R)

Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling theorist has experienced. (Len Tolstoy, Russian writer)
艺术不是手艺，它是艺术家的体验到的感情的传递。(俄国作家托尔斯泰。L)

Art is the mold of feeling as language is the mold of thought. (Susanne Langer, American philosopher)
艺术是感情的模制品，犹如语言是思想的模制品。(美国哲学家 兰格 S)

Answer 2

板块1“校园寝室英语角”（On-Camps Situations Dormitory）：
The dormitory serves not only as the place to play,sleep and rest,but also as a center for students who have the same aspirations,to develop,to bulid and to show character.
宿舍不仅是我们玩耍，睡觉，休息的地方，而且是情投意合的同学们发展与展现个性的地方。
版块二“常用句子”（Useful Expressions）:
I like this dresser with the big mirror.
我喜欢这个化妆箱的大镜子。
It will be easy to put on my make-up.
这样我化妆就容易多了。
We'll be sharing the same room for the rest of the year.
今天我们将在同一个宿舍。
You know I can't afford to waste time.
你知道我浪费不起时间。

Answer 3

标题：knowledge is power.（知识就是力量）
在《点拨》（英语）上找一些关于英语的谚语。