Question

英文翻译问题。。。帮忙看看下面两个翻译是否地道，求修改，谢谢

现在大家都喜欢在网上看电视，基本包括了所有的电视节目，遇到不喜欢看的片段，还可以倒过去直接看你想看的部分
1.Nowadays, people would rather watch TV online,as you can nearly find all kinds of TV programs there,for the parts you dislike,you can even choose to watch other parts you like by rolling back or going forward directly.
2.Nowadays, people like watching TV programs on line, basically including all kinds of programs. When there is a part they don't like, they can just skip to the part they like to watch.

Answer 1

Now everybody likes watch TV on the Internet, including all the television program, meet don't likesee fragments, also can put the past looking directly at you want to look the part

追问

真想狠狠的说你两句脏话，你们翻译负责人吗？

追答

怎么了

追问

驴唇不对马嘴。。。我既然能翻译出上面两句来，还看不出来你这个翻译器翻译的吗？ 有意思吗这么答题。。。