Question

《大腕》中李成儒的那段经典台词的英文翻译

要翻译成英文的啊

Answer 1

一定得选最好的黄金地段
雇法国设计师
建就得建最高档次的公寓
电梯直接入户
户型最小也得四百平米
什么宽带呀，光缆呀，卫星呀
能给他接的全给他接上
楼上边有花园儿，楼里边有游泳池
楼子里站一个英国管家
戴假发，特绅士的那种
业主一进门儿，甭管有事儿没事儿都得跟人家说
may i help you sir
一口地道的英国伦敦腔儿
倍儿有面子
社区里再建一所贵族学校，教材用哈佛的
一年光学费就得几万美金
再建一所美国诊所儿，二十四小时候诊
就是一个字儿——贵
看感冒就得花个万八千的
周围的邻居不是开宝马就是开奔驰
你要是开一日本车呀
你都不好意思跟人家打招呼
你说这样的公寓，一平米得卖多少钱
我觉得怎么着也得两千美金吧
两千美金？！那是成本
四千美金起
你别嫌贵，还不打折
你得研究业主的购物心理
愿意掏两千美金买房的业主
根本不在乎再多掏两千
什么叫成功人士你知道吗？
成功人士就是
买什么东西都买最贵的，不买最好的
所以，我们做房地产的口号就是
不求最好，但求最贵．

Answer 2

We must choose the best golden area
Hire a French architect
Build the highest-grade apartment building
Elevator direct to your home
The smallest apartment is at least 400 square meters
Broadband, optical cable, satellite dish
All installed in your room
A garden on top of the house, a swimming pool in the house
A British steward standing on the first floor
Wearing wig, very gentlemanlike
As soon as you walk through door, he would always say:
May I help you sir?
An idiomatic British London accent
It is such a glory
In that community, we will build an exclusive school
Textbooks come from Harvard University
Only the tuition fee is tens of thousands US dollars a year
We will build another American style clinic
Which 24 hours stands by
Just a single word, “expensive”!
The cure for a cold costs several thousands yuan
All your neighbors drive either BMW or Bens
If you drive a Japanese car
You feel shamed when you say hello to them
So for such an apartment, how much do you think is one square meters worth?
I think any way at least 2 thousand dollars
Two thousand dollars? That is only the cost!
4 thousand dollars is the start price
Please don’t think it is expensive, no discount here!
You should study our customers’ shopping psychology
The customer who would like to pay 2 thousand US dollars per square meters to buy this apartment
Does not care at all for paying 2 thousand dollars more
What is called “successful man”? Do you know?
“Successful man” is no matter what we buy, we buy the most expensive one, never buy the best one!
So, our real estate developers’ slogan is
“Not for the quality best, only for the price highest”