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大家帮帮忙啊~英语高手请进~对

请帮我翻译下面这些话，不过很长哦~是个艰难的工作~呵呵~
大致的意思我都能看明白，只是其中还有很多我不是非常明白，所以请非常有耐心英语又超好的你帮帮我下~谢谢，真的非常感谢哦~！！！

I am a kind, honest, well educated, former architect at Harvard, intelligent, considerate, confident, responsible, very romantic passionate lover, humorous, biz-successful and family-oriented, traveller, ready to love and care for you. I like to hold your hand to feel your touch in the dark or the park, the lakes or the beaches. Being an architect, I like to live a creative life in fashions, foods, travels and not worrying for tomorrow too much until we wake up next day into each other's arms for breakfast in the bed.

I grew up as a top student in school winning first state prizes in Arts, Scouting. Physical competitions and in college as the top student to become a winner of 3 first national prizes in architecture designs with my professor before my graduation to start my successful career. it was easy for me, at Harvard, to design a 10years ongoing athletics project in only 6 months. it was easy for me to manage a multi-billion dollars portfolio for an Arabian National Bank after setting up the new investments division and training the locals as to where and how to buy gold, silver and other commodities for high return on investments......but it is most difficult to find a tender, beautiful true lover in life like you...and I have found you now!!!

It is easy to make money every hour any time within every 24 hours a day, week and month using my own automated computer analysis model software. I own my Swiss Investments Co. since 1986 and trade personal and clients money. I need you as my true lover wife to support me and takeover my Co. to enjoy romantic dinners, loving, travels and cuddle into your arms, touch and kiss you all my life to devote my care of U! Give me your love and I will give you everything and train you in my biz. learned by me spending 15 years and millions of Yuan.

I will teach you to be the best trader in the biz. We could live in Swiss, Europe or America? I will give you true love, financial and medical security, pride of success and classy modern living. Hope you like smart dressing as well as Jeans.

I am an Asian American, resident in Switzerland and very successful in trading global stocks by using my own invented Timing Model software, am single-without smoking, kids or any lover. I will give you happy dreams if you give me your sincere romantic love, care and personal support. I am looking for an honest, trusted, loyal & beautiful lover or wife to share my biz'life and enjoy happy love, high income, foreign travels, romantic candle light dinners together.

Answer 1

我是一个个原本善良，诚实，受过良好教育，原建筑师在哈佛大学，聪明，体贴，自信，负责，非常浪漫激情的情人，幽默，商业成功的，并面向家庭，旅行，随时爱与关怀给你。我喜欢拥有你的手感觉你的触摸在黑暗中或公园，湖泊或者海滩。作为一个建筑师，我喜欢过一种创造性的生活，在时装，食品，旅游，并没有令人担心的明天太多，直到我们醒来，第二天到对方的武器供应早餐在床上。

我从小是一个高级学生，在学校赢得的第一个国家大奖，在艺术方面，童子军活动。体育比赛和在大学作为最高的学生成为赢家3第一次全国大奖，在建筑设计与我的教授，在我毕业开始我的事业成功。这是很容易对我来说，在哈佛大学，以设计一个十年正在进行田径项目中，只有6个月。这是很容易为我管理一个多亿美元的投资组合，为阿拉伯国家银行成立后，新的投资部及培训本地人才，以在何处及如何购买黄金，白银和其他商品为高投资回报... … …而这是最难找到一个招标，美丽的真正的情人，在生活中喜欢你… …我发现你现在！

这是很容易赚钱的每一个小时的任何时间内，每一天24小时，每周和每月用我自己的自动计算机分析模型软件。我拥有我的瑞士投资公司自1986年以来和贸易的个人和客户的钱。我需要你为我的真实情人妻子向支持我和接管我的公司，以享受浪漫晚餐，爱，旅行和拥抱到你的武器，触摸和亲吻你我一生献身照顾我的美国！给我你的爱和我会给你一切，火车，你在我的记。据悉，由我花费了15年，几百万人民币。

我会教你成为最棒的商人，在商业。我们可以住在瑞士，欧洲或美国的吗？我会给你真正的爱情，金融和医疗保障，自豪的成就和格调现代的生活。希望各位喜欢聪明敷料以及牛仔裤。

我是一名亚裔美国人居住在瑞士和非常成功的在全球交易的股票用自己的发明时间模型软件，分单，没有吸烟，孩子或任何情人。我会给你快乐的梦想，如果你给我你的真诚浪漫的爱情，护理和个人的支持。我在找一个诚实，值得信赖，忠诚与美丽的情人或妻子分享我biz'life和享受幸福爱情，高收入，国外旅行，浪漫的烛光晚餐。

觉得可以给些分哦，我找人帮你翻译的

Answer 2

你写的么好连惯 90％明白

Answer 3

一个亚洲裔美国鬼子，自称是瑞士居民，他说，他哈佛毕业的，是建筑师，又是个投资高手。房子车子，开奔驰带劳莱，总之什么都有了，也不知道怎么搞的就是缺一个老婆。让你快去，他给你钱，给你工作，什么都给你。