Question

英语高手请进。。。帮我翻译一下吧~~~

人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,
猪=吃饭+ 睡觉,
代入:人=猪+上班+玩,
即:人-玩=猪+上班.
结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪

男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱
猪=吃饭+ 睡觉
男人=猪+挣钱
猪=男人-挣钱
所以男人不挣钱等于猪。

女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。
猪 =吃饭+ 睡觉。代入上式得：
女人=猪+花钱。移项得：
女人-花钱=猪。
结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。

综上：

男人+女人=猪+挣钱+猪+花钱=两头猪

求翻译成英文，语法一定不能错。。。
其实只要这几句就行了：
女人不花钱的都是猪。
不懂玩的人=会上班的猪
所以男人不挣钱等于猪。
代入上式

原谅我才是小学生。。。。。

Answer 1

People eat + + work = sleep + play,

Pigs = eat + sleep,

Generation into: people = pig + work + play,

Namely: people-play = pig + to work.

Conclusion: don't know who will play the pigs = work

Man = eat + sleep + to earn money

Pigs = eat + sleep

Man = pig + to earn money

Pigs = man-to earn money

So the man does not earn money equal to the pig.

The woman = eat + + spend money to sleep.

Pigs = eat + sleep. And on the type:

The woman = pig + money. YiXiang:

Woman-spend money = pig.

Conclusion: a woman not to spend money is a pig.

All:

Men + woman = pig + + + spend money pigs = two pigs

Answer 2

People = eat + sleep + work + play,Pigs = eat + sleep,Substitution: = pigs + work + play,Namely: - play = pig + work.Conclusion: people don't know how to play = pigs that workMen = eat + sleep + earn moneyPigs = eat + sleepMen = pigs + earn moneyEarn money = pigsSo man without money is a pig.Woman = eat + sleep + earn money.Pigs = eat + sleep. Substitution above equation:Woman = pig + spend money. Transposed to:Spend = pigs.Conclusion: money is not everything.Summary:Men + women = pig + money + pig + spend = pigs