Question

简单有趣的英语小短文

比如，是一个小笑话的英语短文，且要简单易懂

Answer 1

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
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在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

这篇很简单,没有难的单词

Answer 2

经典的中英文对照至理名言哦~~~
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有男人或女人是值得你为他流眼泪，值得的那一位，不会要你哭。

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般爱你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地爱你。

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一个真正的朋友是向着你伸手，触动你心灵的人。

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
挂念一个人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能拥有他。

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快乐也不要皱眉，因为你永不知道谁会爱上你的笑容。

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界里你可能只是某人，但对某人你可能是全世界。

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花时间在一个不会花时间在你身上的人。

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我们在遇到那位对的人之前先遇上一些错的人，让我们遇到那位对先 生/对小姐时懂得珍惜。

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为完结而哭，要为曾经发生而微笑。

11. Theres always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
这个世界永远也会有一些伤害你的人，你要做的就是继续去信人和小心你下次信的人。

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你尝试了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己变成一个更好的人和了解你自己。

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找，最好的东西是在你最预计不到的时候出现。

这些在我看来比较经典，望采纳，谢谢！

Answer 3

引用FreedomCup的回答：
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
--------------------翻译-------------------
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

这篇很简单,没有难的单词

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