Question

求6人英语五分钟剧本

Answer 1

孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short )
　　唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short )
　　沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short )
　　小妖 Mini Monster ( A B C D )
　　Act 1
　　（J 照着镜子上台，后面跟着一个小妖B手捧一盒化装品，如Clean &Clear等）
　　J: Another pimple!　　they are useless. What can I do?

（这时4，电话铃不知趣地响了起来，J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）
　　Y: Hello! It’s me.

J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。

Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?

(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)
　　J:You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!

Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.

J:ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)

Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)
　　J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，对B道 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me　　(B显然理解主人的意思，递过一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)
　　J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha,　　

(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)

M：Hi,master.

T; monkey,where are we ?

M;DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi

M;Ok，we are coming.

(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)
　　M；master，please（指着一休息地方）
　　（J向B伸手 ，B递上一纸筒——魔力耳朵，J便把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）
　　T: Monkey!You are great,thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and......

(P懒洋洋地突然打断　)

P: Sir! I’m so hungry.

T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。　

（M点头答应，欲要离去）

T;monkey,just go to changqingfandian.

M;yes sir.( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,wash your box.

M;ok.ok( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,be careful

M;thank you sir( 欲要离去)

T;monkey....(M不耐烦打断)

M；you,go away(飞奔而去)　

（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。）
　　J: It’s a good time.
　　（J迅速地化装成一个老太婆，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）
　　P: Ah, an old woman. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice!

J: Some food for my son.

P: I’m hungry. Can I have some?　　

（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）
　　T: Pig! be polite to old woman

J: You are very kind. I can give you some food.

T: （ 双手合十 ）Good woman 。　　

（J假意伸手拿食物递给T，企图乘机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了破绽。）
　　M: ( 一把抓住了J的手腕 ) Who are you? An old woman?
（J虽然是妖怪，但四百年来，这还是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒）
　　J: You……you touch my hand!

M: Monster!

（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）

S；master master,Pig Pig, come here

P(一心盯着妖怪): Beautiful woman

（T听到来着是个美人，忙抬头偷看。T；(感叹) beautiful woman.）
　　M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.

J: No matter how big you are. I’ll kill you　　

M: Monster! Take my stick!

（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住）
　　P: Beauty, run! Run run.　　

(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)
（终于，T唱完了）

T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m very hungry.
M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈 ）。Goodbye sir.
　　（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。）
　　（J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）
J: Ouch。

（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。
　　J: Come, come Come。。。　　

（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）
　　M: You again!
　　J: You 。you. How nasty you are!
　　M: Now you cannot run!

　(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)
（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）
　　P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, you like that beautiful woman.

　(　M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)
　　T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you cannot love her. loving girls needs time and money. you don’t have much time and much money.
　　M: I won’t.

T: That’s fine. Everybody ,are you reday?

（列队齐声）：Yes sir。（转身跳起了nobody）

Answer 2

The Fox and the Tiger

　　T---Tiger
　　F---Fox
　　R---Rabbit
　　B---Bird
　　Fr---Frog
　　B----Bear
　　Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
　　Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
　　Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
　　Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
　　Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
　　Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
　　Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
　　Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
　　Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
　　Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
　　Bird: I’m a bird.
　　Rabbit: Hi!
　　Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
　　Rabbit: Yes, please.
　　Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
　　R&B: Yes, come on!
　　Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
　　Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
　　R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
　　Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
　　Fox: Hello, Bear!
　　Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Frog!
　　Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Bird!
　　Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
　　Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
　　Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
　　Fox: Wa ! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.