Question

有没有两人英语小对话，一定要搞笑，小学水平，两分钟左右。急急急急急

要有翻译

Answer 1

1A:How do you spell “pig"。你怎么拼写pig
B:P-I-G. P-I-G.
A:What?P-U-G? 什么？P-U-G?
B:No,P-I-G.I. 不是的， P-I-G. 是'I'
A:U.? U?
B:I. I (字母I，也有“我”的意思)
A:Yes,you!pig. 是呀，我是说“你”嘛，猪！

2一美国老外帮助了一个小朋友后：
小朋友说： Thank you .
老外： Thank you ,too.
小朋友; Thank you three.
老外： What are you thanking for ?
小朋友：Thank you five .
老外当场晕倒！

3Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”

一、A：Psst!
B:What?
A:What's this in English?
B:It's a watch.
A:How do you spell that?
B:T-H-A-T!

二、A:Do you like broccoli(菠菜）？
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like carrots?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like ice cream?
B:Yes,I do.
A:Great!This is broccoli ice cream.

三、(Today is December 3rd.)
Friends:Supprise(惊喜）！Happy birthday!
Girl:Oh,dear(亲爱的）Thank you so much!
Friends:Are you having a fun birthday?
Girl:Well,no.
Friends:Why?
Girl:Beacuse today isn't my birthday!

四、A:Do you like action movies（动作片）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like comedies（喜剧）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like thrillers（恐怖片）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Well,what kind of movies do you like（那，你喜欢是类型的电影）?
B:I don't like movies!!

追问

那个。。。有没有再长一点的？

追答

你不是小学水平吗？

追问

两分钟，这点哪够啊？我是初中生

Answer 2

自己去写呀