Question

哪位高手帮忙翻译一下这段话啊？

You won't beliveve the crazy things I'm learn I'ml earning how to juggle, ride a unicycle too. I now know how to twist baiioons in many different shapes, and how to make a c out of multi -colored drapes I've learned to run in floppy shoes and how to dye my hair. I've even learned the graceful are of dancing with a bear. for when we moved, although we could have picked from many towns, the place we moved had just one school: a school for training clowns.

Answer 1

你不会相信这件疯狂的事情的——我正在学习变戏法和骑独轮车。我现在知道怎么把气球扭成各种不同的形状，也知道怎么把一个多种颜色的帘子弄得让人家以为只有一种颜色。我已经学了怎么穿松垮垮的鞋子和把自己的头发染色了。我已经学了和一只熊优雅地跳舞了。虽然我们是从不同的地方被挑选来的，但是我们都来自于同一个地方：一所训练小丑的学校

Answer 2

好多啊 懒得看