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龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise)
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. (伙伴们,伙伴们,快来看啊!)
The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. (小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。)
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? (小兔和乌龟又要比赛了?)
Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? (小兔不是输了吗?怎么还要比呀?)
Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. (是的,小兔去年输了,兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。)
Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.
(兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。)
Monkey: Oh, so it is. (原来是这样。)
Together: ( Music)...!
Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. (各就各位,比赛开始了。)
I’m the referee. (我是裁判)
Hare and tortoise, ready? (小兔乌龟,准备好了吗?)
Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! (亲爱的!亲爱的!快过来!)
Have some coffee. (喝些咖啡。)
Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all. (妈妈,哦,我喝不下了。)
Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. (它可以让你精精神神的。)
My little dear! Drink it quickly! (亲爱的!快点喝了它!)
Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. (兔妈妈,比赛要开始了。)
Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. (啊!比赛要开始了。)
Monkey: Please ready, go! (预备,跑!)
Birds: Come on, come on! (加油,加油!)
Tortoise will be the winner. (乌龟赢!)
Tortoise will be the winner. (乌龟赢!)
Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. (我认识这棵树,是的,草软软的。)
I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. (树下睡觉舒舒服服的。)
This time I won’t sleep. (这次我不会再睡了。)
Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one? (这里有两条路,这儿?那儿 ?哪条啊?)
Mom, mom, help me, help me! (妈妈,妈妈,帮帮我,帮帮我。)
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. (小兔,我告诉你,向右。)
Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast! (啊!乌龟,你跑到这儿了?这么快!)
Come on, come on! (我得加油了!)
He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No! (他是我的对手,我能相信他走右边吗?不!)
After I run farther, he will turn to the left, (等我跑远了,他再往左一拐。)
Then I will lose the match. (那我就要输了这场比赛。)
Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster! (哦,是的,我应该选走边,快跑!)
Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way. (小兔,小兔,你跑错路了。)
Come back, come back. (回来,回来。)
My friends come and help me! (伙伴们,快过来,帮帮我!)
Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast? (乌龟,你为什么不快跑?)
Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? (哦,乌龟,这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了?)
Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way. (兔妈妈,看!你女儿跑错路了。)
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there? (哦,天啊,为什么?她为什么会去那儿?)
Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way? (你没告诉她那条路是错的吗?)
Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me. (我说了,但是她不相信我。)
She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn’t believe you.” (她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”)
Mother hare: Yes, I said that. (我是说过。)
My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match. You run please! (我女儿跑错路了,她不能得冠军了,你跑吧!)
Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her. (兔妈妈,她跑错路了,这样对她不公平,所以我必须找到她。)
Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy. (乌龟,你,你是个好孩子,)
The match won’t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. (比赛不用进行了,因为我的错误,我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳!)
Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match. (兔妈妈,谁是冠军不重要。)
Let’s call her back,OK? (让我们把她喊回来吧!)
Together: Yes, you are right. OK! (是的,你说的对。)
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. (小兔,小兔,回来。回来。)
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S: kneel down!!! AOBAi!(严厉的表情)

AO: pardon?

S:do you have breakfast? do you need some water to eat....and some food to drink? Mr AO(害怕)

AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor, what's the matter??

E:oh no no everything goes well,,,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy? So Shall we play some boxing game !

Just have fun !

AO;oh?(疑惑)of course ! with who ?

E;haha it's xiaobao right here!

AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." But I must give him a lesson!
E: OK,let's begin!

S:Ladies and Gentlemen , welcome to our boxing competition. Allow me to introduce to you the participants. On my right, is Mr. AO From China and on my left is Mr. WEI from china too, Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen , kindly give them a loud applause . Thank you .!

打斗一会,韦见打不过鳌拜,开始想拯救办法(对话)

W:I am disappointed with you!(叹气)

A:why did you say that? Come on !you will die!

W:I am so disappointed with you!!(叹气!)

A:What?Why? What do you mean? I am not an insult!

W:I means that you can't play CS? a popular computer game!

Old man ! How disappointed!!

A:what game?

W:CS?

A:CS?I can't play?? Are you serious?

W:definitely!

A OK! (藐视!)You asked for it.!

W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled !

A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin, I could kill you !

二人开始play cs!
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic (诊所) you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques (心理学技巧)- visualization (影像), association (关联) - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank (空白). He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

Supermarket Encounter
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
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Little Red Riding Hood第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌紫的水果放在篮子里)Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.第二场:在路上(一阵轻快的音乐远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks:Goodbye.第三场:Grandma家Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.Grndma: Who is it?Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come in.Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌紫,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.Wolf:I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌紫拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stoneGrandma: (从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma: I'll thread it.Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!Wolf: (应声倒下)Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you

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