Question

在线翻译。不要有道、谷歌、。。。机器翻译出来的。太生硬，而且有语法错误

公交车上　　
　
　　扒手：看到人群拥挤上车，开心非常：“车内头碰头，乱成一锅粥，趁机显身手，不偷白不偷。”
　　扒手：差点晕倒“有没有搞错？这么夸张。看来这次不但要提高技巧，还要锻炼身体了！”
　　扒手：终于挤上了车，深吸了一口气“虽然辛苦了点，但里面人民币的味道好浓啊！恩，还是早点开工吧，说不定还赶得上回去看超级女生演唱会呢？”慢慢的靠近乘客甲。
　　扒手：镇定“对不起，很挤，放错口袋了！”
　　扒手：暗自发笑“呵呵，早知道这样，黎叔说的对，新时代来临了呀！”
　　扒手又将手放进了乘客甲的裤袋，并将他的皮夹慢慢抽出来。不料被乘客甲一把抓住。
　　扒手：“放手……放手呀！”
　　扒手：“偷你钱包？哇，东西可以乱吃，话可不能乱讲哦！”一用力将手缩回，皮夹掉在了地上。
　　扒手：肆无忌惮“偷你东西？偷你什么东西拉？啊！谁看到我偷你东西了，你们有谁看到我偷东西了？”四下回顾。
　　扒手：更嚣张了，手指着乘客甲“你这个柠檬头，老鼠眼，鹰钩鼻的家伙，你再罗里罗嗦，当心我打的你连你妈妈都不认识你！”
　　扒手：推开乘客甲，举起拳头，作势！“好呀，看起来我不把你打得满脸桃花开，你就不会知道花儿为什么这样红了！”
　　扒手：慌乱紧张“什么呀，是他诬陷好人，明明是自己钱包掉了，凡事要有证据，谁看到我偷东西拉？啊？”看看四周没有反应，声音慢慢高了上来。
　　扒手：十分慌张“停车，停车，我要下车，告诉你们哦，我可是长驻户口。什么？没有站牌不能停车？靠，有站牌我还跟你说个屁！”

Answer 1

Bus

Pickpocket: see the crowd on the train, very happy: "car head meet, 乱成一锅粥, took the opportunity to show their skills, do not steal the white do not steal."
Pickpockets: nearly fainted, "there is no mistake? So exaggerated. It seems this is not only to improve the skills, but also to exercise!"
Pickpockets: squeeze finally got to the car, took a deep breath "hard points, tasty thick inside yuan grace, or as soon as possible to start it, maybe catch up to go back and look at the Super Girl concert?" Slowly near the passenger a.
Pickpockets: calm, "I'm sorry, very crowded, and placed in the wrong pocket!"
Pickpockets: chuckle, "I knew this uncle said, a new era has arrived!"
Pickpockets in turn hands into the passenger A trouser pockets and his wallet taken out slowly. Unexpectedly, grabbed the passenger A.
Pickpocket: "let go ... let go!"
Pickpocket: "to steal your wallet? Wow, what can you eat, then can not Luanjiang Oh!" Force the hand retracted, the wallet fell to the ground.
Pickpockets: unscrupulous "steal your stuff? Steal what you pull? Ah! Who can see I steal your things, you who see me to steal?" Around with.
Pickpockets: more arrogant, pointing to the passenger A "lemon head, the mouse eye, aquiline nose guy, you wordy Rory, be careful that I hit you with your mother did not know you!"
Pickpockets: Opening the passenger A, raised his fist, as if! "Yes, I do not seem to hit you face peach blossom, you will not know Why Are the Flowers So Red!"
Pickpockets: panic and tension "What is it, he framed a good man, obviously own wallet out, always have the evidence, who saw me stealing pull? Ah?" Look around did not respond, the sound up.
Pickpockets: very flustered "parking, parking, and I want to get off, to tell you, I'm the resident account.? No stop sign can not stop? Rely on the stop sign I even told you ass!"