Question

英语小笑话

短
好笑
有中文翻译

Answer 1

Jim looked up from his book.The whole class was laughing at something.
He turned around and asked Kate what was so
funny.Kate tried to explain,but she couldn't
stop laughing.Everyone was looking at Jim's
feet Jim looked down at his feet and saw a
black shoe on one foot and a white shoe on
the other foot.

吉姆很快去查阅了自己的作业本，就在这时全班的同学都笑了起了，他向四周看了看，问凯特什么事情这么可笑？凯特很想给他解释，但凯特无法控制自己的笑声停下来。全班的同学都看着吉姆的脚，吉姆也低下头看了一下自己的脚，原来自己的一只脚穿着黑色的鞋子而另一只脚穿着白色的鞋子。

Answer 2

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds，one is a swallow，the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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Answer 3

4 - 4 = ？

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket,

but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "

The hole," replied Peter.

四减四等于几？
一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，

硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？”

Answer 4

上高中的时候，英语老师D英文水平颇高，无奈汉语不佳。
某日上课，D老师讲解“独立结构”，举一经典例句：“Our teacher comes into the classroom,book under arm.”
然后翻译成中文：“老师进了教室，胯下夹着一本书。”
顿时课堂上狂笑不已。

Answer 5

外国人：you are beautiful!
中国人：哪里哪里！
翻译：where? where?
外国人：........everywhere!