Question

英语情景短剧（3到5 min），求好的创意，好的点子！越幽默越搞笑越无厘头越好！

一个上课表演的情景短剧（3到5 min），围绕【好朋友把自己的隐私泄密给他人】这样一个戏剧冲突展开，现在求好的创意点子啊！！越搞笑越好！！

Answer 1

1.
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head

2,

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

3,

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said

4,

Hen's Legs

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying

5,

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

6,

Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?

God: It only means a minute.

Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?

God: Just a small coin.

Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.

God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.

7.

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered.

"And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

Answer 2

这么复杂的问题放到百度知道上来很麻烦的，你自己百度搜搜不就行了嘛