Question

关于日本人的笑话

要关于潘金莲的

Answer 1

小犬答记者问：当年，武松斗杀西门庆后，潘金莲知道大祸临头，慌忙跑出来逃命，她想啊，这事全是西门庆给惹的，西门不吉利，往东门逃。最后发现没路了只得漂洋过海，在一个小岛上存身。肚子里的孩子出世了，几年过后，孩子长得又矬又矮，她知道这是武大郎的，可给孩子起个啥名儿呢？叫太郎吧。你不信？日本人有叫太郎、一郎的，从来没有叫大郎的，就因为武大郎是他们的祖宗。日本人的身材就是武大郎的遗传基因造成的。母子二人在岛上生活。那浪蹄子忍不住寂寞，打起儿子的主意，终于，母子俩成了好事，附近鱼船上的人们纷纷指责，那浪蹄子大骂：“俺儿子日的是本人，自产自销，管你们啥事 ”，于是到后来，大家伙儿就叫他们“日本人”了。孩子越养越多，太郎想，我何不成立一个国家，过一把当皇上的瘾。国家要有国旗，潘金莲一听，说道：“你爹是卖炊饼的， 就在被单上画个炊饼算了”，于是，国旗有了。为了老武家能交好运，又特地在旗子上写了四个大字：“武运长久”
看完不顶就是日本人 !!!

Answer 2

告诉你一个小秘密：
日本人爱吃屎（真的）

Answer 3

why does it rain on the road
A litter boy and his father walk down the village road . Suddenly it begins to rain very hard . At that time , they don't have umbrellas with them . There is no place to hide from the rain . So they are soon very wet . At that time , the boy feels very cold and hungry . Finally the boy becomes very angry and asks his father , "Why does it rain ? It's not very nice , is it ? "

"No , it isn't nice , but it's useful , my boy , " the father smiles , "It rains to make the plants grow for us , and to make the grass grow for the animals . "

The boy thinks for a moment and says , "Then why does it rain on the road ? "

Answer 4

鲸鱼是鱼么 好吧 是的话 那日本人也是人了？

Answer 5

顶