Question

求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的

要简单易懂的

Answer 1

S d: She is my elder sister, she is very clever.E d: She is my little sister; she studies at kindergarten now she is silly.Dad: She is my sister, the children’s aunt, she is a teacher.Aunt: He is my brother, the children’s father.Dad: Today I will check your knowledge which you studied at school.Aunt: So you must prepare well.Two d: Yes, we will prepare very well.Dad: Let’s begin, who invented light?E d: Thomas Alva Edison.Dad: Good! Who discovered Radium?E d: Marie Curie.Dad: You are so clever! Who discovered gravity?E d: Isaac Newton.S d: Is it difficult?E d: Don’t worry. I will give you the answer paper.S d: That’s great!Aunt: Let’s begin. Who is your father?S d: Nm…. (see the Ans paper) Thomas Alva Edison.Aunt: On my god…. Who is your mother?S d: Let me think (see the Ans paper) Marie Curie!Aunt: Hey! Who tell you this?S d: ……Isaac Newton!(Dad collapsed) Aunt: I think I must contact with your kindergarten teacher.Dad: ...Okay, Let us have dinner now.Aunt: Nephew, what has happened today?E d: Yes, I picked up ten dollars and gave black to the man.Dad: Good girl! Did the man say thank you to you?E d: Of course not, because the man pull my ears that I just gave back to him.Aunt: Gosh!S d: If there’re a note of ten dollars and a coin of five dollars in the floor, which one will you pick up?Aunt: Of course the ten dollars!S d: You are so silly! Why don’t you pick up all the money?Aunt: ………! (angrily)Dad: Don’t be rube!补充回答： Two d: Why are my classmate’s houses so big? And ours is so small?
A D: We are poor, so we can’t live in a big house….
T d: Nm…. So how to earn much money?
A D: You must study hard now; you can earn much money in
the future then you can live in a big house.
T d: On…So why don’t you study hard when you are young?
(collapsed)
Dad: Rn…go to sleep…
Aunt: Ng… I am tried.
S d: (鸣…..)
E d: Don’t worry, if you study hard before next test, you can get high marks.
(open the door)
Dad: What happened?
E d: Sister failed the test.
Aunt: Don’t be sad, it is trifles
Dad: I tell the story to you, your favourite story <<Journey to the West>>
S d: Ng…
(Wear the hat)
Dad: I use a special way to tell this story, the part that Xuanzang invite Sun Wukong to join his team, I think you will think this is very funny.
(Dad sings the song)
T d: (laugh~~)
Aunt: There are many happy things in life, understand?
S d: Yes! I determine to be hard working.
ALL: This is my funny family! Thank you! 补充回答： 细女:她是我的姐姐，她非常聪明。
大女:她是我的妹妹； 她现下在幼稚园学习她很蠢。
爸爸︰她是我的姐姐，孩子的姑母，她是一名教师。
姑母︰ 他是我的弟弟，孩子的父亲。
爸爸︰今天我将检查你们在学校学习的知识。
姑母︰因此你们必须准备得好。
两女︰是的，我们将准备得非常好。
爸爸︰ 那我们开始吧，谁发明光？
大女:托马斯‧阿尔娃‧艾狄生。
爸爸︰好﹗谁发现镭？
大女:玛丽居里。
爸爸︰你好聪明﹗谁发现重力？
大女:艾萨克‧牛顿。
细女:它难吗？
大女:不用担心。我将会给你猫纸。
细女:真棒﹗
姑母︰那我们开始吧。 你的父亲是谁？
细女:吾… (看猫纸) 托马斯‧阿尔娃‧艾狄生。
姑母︰我的天啊…你的母亲是谁?
细女:让我想想(看猫纸)玛丽居里﹗
姑母︰喂﹗谁告诉你这些？
细女:艾萨克‧牛顿。
(爸爸晕倒)
姑母︰我认为我必须联系你的幼稚园教师。
爸爸︰...好，我们现在吃晚餐吧。
姑母︰ 侄女，今天有甚麼事发生？
大女:是的，我得到10 美元并且给对人黑色。
爸爸︰ 好女孩﹗那个人对你说谢谢了吗？
大女:当然没有，因为那个人拉我的耳朵我就立即归还他。
姑母︰唉呀﹗
细女:如果在地板有一张10 美元的纸币和一枚5 美元的硬币，你将会拿哪一个？
姑母︰当然10 美元﹗
细女:你好蠢﹗你为什麼不拿全部的钱呢？
姑母︰……(生气)
爸爸:不要傻啦!
两女:为甚麼我的同学的家那麼大？我们的就这麼小？
姑&爸:因为我们贫穷，所以我们不能住在一所大的房子。
两女:吾…那麼怎样能赚得很多钱？
姑&爸:你们现在必须努力学习；以後你们能赚得多钱将来你就能住在一所大的房子。
两女:喔..那你还年轻时为甚麼不用功读书呢?
(晕)
爸爸︰咳…训觉先
Aunt:吾…我都累啦…..
细女:(鸣…..){哭}
不用担心,如个你在下一次测验前用功些你就能取得好成绩
(开门)
爸爸︰ 怎么回事？
大女:妹妹测验不及格。
姑母︰不要哭了，这是小事。
爸爸:我把故事告诉你，你最喜爱的传说<<对西方的旅行>>
S d︰55 补充回答： (戴帽)
爸爸︰ 我使用一种特别的方法讲这个故事， 部分Xuanzang 邀请孙悟空参加他的队，我认为你将认为这非常有趣。
(爸爸唱歌)
两女: (笑)
姑母︰在生命里有很多愉快的事情，理解吗？
细女:是﹗我决定会更努力的。
全部︰ 这是我的有趣的家庭﹗谢谢﹗