Question

写一篇幽默的英语故事

Answer 1

Bad Day——倒霉的一天 There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." 一个男人坐在酒吧里，看着自己的酒发呆。他这个样子已经有半个小时了。这时，一个好惹事的卡车司机走到他旁边，从他手里一把抢过酒杯，把酒喝了个精光。 可怜的男人大哭起来。卡车司机说，“拜托，哥们，我只是在和你开个玩笑。这样吧，我再给你买一杯，我实在受不了看着一个大男人哭。” “不，不是那样的。今天是我这辈子最倒霉的日子。首先，我上班迟到了，我的老板是个蛮横的家伙，他把我炒了。当我离开办公楼去取车时，发现我的车被偷了,警察却说他们对此无能为力。于是我只好打车回家，下了车，我发现钱包和信用卡都落在了车上，但那个出租车司机已经把车开走了。我回到家，发现我老婆和园丁正在床上鬼混。我离开家，来到这个酒吧。而现在，正当我考虑要结束我的生命，你出现了，还喝了我的毒酒。” 　　a drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "they've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. however, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "i got in the back seat by mistake." 一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。” 然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。” i'm trying to stop it "boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? is it infected?" 　　“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” "no, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so i am trying to stop it."  　　“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。 　　我是无奈下发的：我是一个叫冰枫的男孩，前几天，我晚自习回家，被一辆大卡车撞死了，司机将我的尸体抛入了路径边的小河里，然后逃走了。你看见了这条消息后 ，请将她发给4个论坛，如果没有发，你的妈妈会在1个月后被车撞死，你的爸爸会得绝症，如果你照着上面做了，在5天后，你喜欢的人也会喜欢你，对不起大家不无意中看评论看 到了 这个吓死我了。不管是真是假我都害怕!所以只能乱发了`!对不起啊`!我真不想害人的(转发的）!