很拽又很酷的英文句子
1 When I"m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor"s dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
2 If you can"t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
3 A penny saved is a government oversight.
4 The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
5 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
6 He who hesitates is probably right.
7 If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
8 The sole purpose of a child"s middle name is so he can tell when he"s really in trouble.
9 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you"re on.
10 If ignorance is bliss, why aren"t more people happy?
翻译：
1当我情绪低落时，我喜欢吹口哨。它让邻居的狗一直叫，跑到它的链子末端，把自己塞住。
2如果你不能善良，至少要有礼貌地含糊其辞。
3节省一分钱是政府的疏忽。
4年龄越大，减肥越难，因为那时你的身体和你的脂肪才是真正的好朋友。
5找到房子周围丢失的东西最简单的方法是买一个替代品。
6犹豫不决的人可能是对的。
7如果你能在事情出错时微笑，说明你心里有人要责备。
8孩子取中间名的唯一目的是让他知道自己什么时候真的有麻烦了。
9一分钟有多长取决于你在浴室门的哪一边。
10如果无知是幸福，为什么更多的人不快乐？
