Question

求一篇幽默的英语文章，而且要有汉语翻译.

如题，我急需一篇幽默或者有趣点的的英语文章（字数300-600字），而且要有汉语翻译，回答的好另外给附加分！ 另注明：抄袭原百度提问过的答案就免了。

Answer 1

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.

He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

有一天，一个旅行推销员以时速30英里的速度开车去一个小镇子，忽然他发现有一只三条腿的小鸡在他的车旁奔跑。

他猛踩了一下油门，时速达到了每小时50英里，可是那只小鸡依然没被他的车落下。跑了很久之后，那只小鸡穿过农场的田间小路，最后跑进了农场一间旧房子后面的鸡笼里。

那个旅行推销员看时间还早，就把车也开进了农场的田间小路。他敲了那间旧房子的门，并把他看到的一切都告诉了来开门的那个农场主。

农场主告诉旅行推销员，他是一名遗传学者，他培育出这种三条腿的鸡，是因为他和妻子，还有他们的儿子，都喜欢吃鸡腿。培育出这种三条腿的鸡，当他们全家吃鸡的时候，只需要杀死一只鸡，就可以每个人都能吃到一个鸡腿了。

“这是我听过最奇妙的想法了”，旅行推销员说，“它的味道怎么样？”

“我不知道，”农场主说，“我一次也没有抓住过。”

Answer 2

A litter boy and his father walk down the village road . Suddenly it begins to rain very hard . At that time , they don't have umbrellas with them . There is no place to hide from the rain . So they are soon very wet . At that time , the boy feels very cold and hungry . Finally the boy becomes very angry and asks his father , "Why does it rain ? It's not very nice , is it ? "

"No , it isn't nice , but it's useful , my boy , " the father smiles , "It rains to make the plants grow for us , and to make the grass grow for the animals . "

The boy thinks for a moment and says , "Then why does it rain on the road ? "
一个小男孩和他的父亲在乡村小路上散步。突然，天下起了大雨。他们没有带伞。他们无处可藏，很快就淋成了落汤鸡。这时，男孩感到又冷又饿。最后，男孩开始生气，问他父亲：“为什会下雨？这样不好，对吧？”
“不，很好，下雨是有用的，孩子。”父亲笑着说。“它能让植物生长，让小草长大，提供给动物、”
男孩想了一会儿说：“那么，雨为什么要下在路上呢？”

Answer 3

Ultraman 's embarrassment

One day, his father is Ultraman, Ultraman 's father wrote a letter, he wrote:" my dear father," Dad word can not write, draw a circle. " I heard that you have a disease, disease" word can not write, draw a circle. " You have good luck, the word" disease or write, draw a circle. " Don't get out of bed." Bed word can not write, draw a circle. Ultraman 's father received the letter read:" dear old egg, I heard you had eggs, you must take good care of the eggs, do not lay eggs."

The very next day to her mother, Ultraman and Ultraman 's mother wrote a letter:" today, my boss and mother go to the zoo to see animals, the old woman into a big wolf, came back very late already, and I live in the old maiden, mother and into a wolf, the boss 's really warm Kang, Kang written in a fire pit, I sleep can be uncomfortable, the very next day, the old woman sent me to school, mother in a into a wolf, I walked, rain, I have no umbrella with me, you have to send me the umbrella, umbrella in life, if you are not an umbrella, umbrella. The life, take the money to buy an umbrella, umbrella and in life. Ultraman 's mother read the letter that read: today I and big wolf, go to the zoo to see animals, when coming back, it was very late, so, I live in a big wolf home, boss 's fire pit is so warm, I sleep can be uncomfortable, the very next day, old wolf send me to school, I walk walk, rain, I didn't bring my life, you come to my life, if you have no life, took the money to buy life.

In third days, Ultraman to a village, village is speaking, then, Ultraman also couguo listen to. He heard the mayor said:" the rabbits, shrimp, pig tail! Today's dog eat a meal, everybody is king bar! Do not jianggua pickles, too expensive, so I picked up a shit for you to eat!" Ultraman once obtained, after which he took a translation, translation : " translation two words1 yuan." He said:" the translation of five words10 yuan." Then, Ultraman light threatened him, crying to Ultraman translation translation forty words20 yuan. Translation the mayor has said the original Ultraman fainted, he just said:" comrades, friends, pay attention to! Today, enough food to eat, all make the bowl! Don't talk, now meeting time, let me to tell you a story!"

奥特曼之糗事

　　一天，奥特曼给他的爸爸，也就是奥特曼之父写了封信，他这样写道：“亲爱的老爸，”爸字不会写，画了一个圈。“听说您有了病，”病字不会写，画了一个圈。“您有好好养病，”病字又不会写，画了一个圈。“不要随便下床。”床字不会写，画了一个圈。奥特曼之父收到信读到：“亲爱的老蛋，听说您有了蛋，您要好好养蛋，不要随便下蛋。”
第二天，奥特曼又给她妈妈奥特曼之母写了封信：“今天，我和老大娘去植物园看植物，老大娘写成了老大狼，回来时已经很晚了，于是我住在了老大娘家，娘又写成了狼，老大娘家的火炕真暖和，火炕写成了火坑，我睡的可舒服了，第二天，老大娘送我上学，娘在一次写成了狼，我走着走着，下雨了，我没有带伞，你快来给我送伞，伞写成了命，若你也没有伞，伞又写成了命，就拿钱来买伞，伞又写成了命。奥特曼之母读到信时这样读到：今天我和老大狼去植物园看植物，回来时，已经很晚了，于是，我住在老大狼家，老大娘家的火坑真暖和，我睡的可舒服了，第二天，老大狼送我上学，我走着走着，下雨了，我没有带命，你快来给我送命，若你也没有命，就拿钱来买命。
第三天，奥特曼去了一个村子，村长正在讲话，于是，奥特曼也凑过去听。他听见村长说：“兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵，让我捡个狗屎给你吃！”奥特曼一下蒙了，后来他找了一个翻译，翻译说：“翻译两个字1块钱。”他说：“翻译五个字10块钱。”于是，奥特曼用光波威胁他，翻译哭着答应奥特曼翻译四十个字20块钱。翻译翻译了村长刚才说的话奥特曼立即晕倒，原来村长刚才说的话是：“同志们，乡亲们，注意吧！今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！不要讲话，现在开会，让我讲个故事给你们听！”

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