Question

初一英语笑话

Answer 1

The
Perfect
Son.
A:
I
have
the
perfect
son.
B:
Does
he
smoke?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
Does
he
drink
whiskey?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
Does
he
ever
come
home
late?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
I
guess
you
really
do
have
the
perfect
son.
How
old
is
he?
A:
He
will
be
six
months
old
next
Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.
那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了

Answer 2

He
Won
Tommy:
How
is
your
little
brother,
Johnny?
Johnny:
He
is
ill
in
bed.
He
hurt
himself.
Tommy:
That's
too
bad.
How
did
that
happen?
Johnny:
We
played
who
could
lean
furthest
out
of
the
window,
and
he
won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。