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    不懂越位，不懂规则，似乎是人的天性，对足球总隔着那么一层毛玻璃。看着身边人对足球的热情，偶尔也做做业余球迷，瞎起哄一阵，维持着对足球的断断续续的不连贯的迷恋。面对火热的世界杯，癫疯的狂热之后，情不自禁分析起足球的魅力来。　　　　足球之魅力，似在其难。球场之大，漫无边际，篮球排球难与并论，教练也鞭长莫及，任两队人马在场上驰骋拼杀。自人类进化以来，前后肢分工，足下之功夫，其灵活度难与手相提。能用之一双手，却死死守住球门。要凭着不灵活的脚下功夫，突破众多的防守，将球踢进有灵敏的双手在防守的球门，其难不亚于蜀道难。任你有飞毛腿的功夫，你也得为对方留出防守的空位，不然越轨无效。角球，点球，人墙铁壁，难以洞穿。直射总无门，乱中能取胜，然乱中需灵活，乱中需果敢。绿茵场需要英雄，却又生产不了顶天的英雄。姚明篮框下一站，似一座大山横在了对手面前。排球场上，一个飞人路易斯就结束了中国女排五连冠的辉煌。可足球场上，没有“谁能横刀立马，唯我彭大将军”，不是吗，明星云集的巴西阿根廷都泪洒南非。　　难啊难，也惟其难，每当冲锋号吹响，群情激昂，“打门——扑出来了——再打——”，这时人心也越位，位移到了喉咙。“哎```可恨，偏了。”心又归位。就在人心不断的越位归位中，“进了——球进啦！！”足球似乎不是皮革制的，沉甸甸的，真想捧起足球狂吻啊！　　　　进球难，球难进，中国足球还没打破零的记录！　　　　其实，人生何尝不是一场足球赛，我们总对着球门不断地发起冲锋，每次冲锋都给了我们希望，可结果却不是偏了,就是高了。偶尔的进球，是运气，还是伙伴给予的机会？穷尽我们的一生，能进几个球呢？

Answer 1

Don't understand offside, don't understand rules, seem to is the person's nature, total isolation of football so one layer frosted glass. Looking at nearby of football enthusiasm, occasionally also do some amateur fans, kick up a row a, maintained for football off and on the incoherent crush. Facing the hot World Cup, epilepsy after the mad frenzy, he can't help analysis on the charm of football. The glamour of the football, like in its difficult. The court is big, huge, basketball and volleyball difficult and BingLun, beyond the coach, for two rows gallop on the pitch roma. Since the human evolution, the hind legs before division, one step of kung fu, its flexibility and palm reading to mention. One can use both hands, but death duty live goal. By not flexible feet kung fu, break through numerous defense, kicking the ball into a sensitive hands in the defense's goal, its hard to no less than shu way difficult. As you have scud kongfu, you also have to set aside the empty of defense for each other, or deviant invalid. Corner, penalty, a iron wall, and it is hard to get. Total direct attack, disorderly can win, but the disorderly should be flexible, disorderly should be courageous. Comeback need a hero, but again the hero of the sky and the production. Yao basket next stop, like a mountain in the the opponent. Volleyball court, a flyer Louis ends the Chinese women's volleyball team WuLianGuan glory. But on the football field, no "who can able, only my peng commander-in-chief", isn't it, the star-studded Brazil Argentina tears spilled South Africa. Hard difficult, also only it difficult, whenever ChongFengHao blew, rushed up, "a door-kick it out-call-" and, at this point, the heart also offside, displacement to the throat. "Ah ` ` ` hateful, slant." Heart and position. In the heart of the offside position in constantly, "into the--the ball into the!!" Football seems to not of leather, heavy, really want to hold up ZuQiuKuang kiss!!!!! Goals difficult, ball told no, China football didn't break zero of record! In fact, life is also a football match, we always to the goal constantly dashed forward, every time charge all gives us hope, but the results are not partial, is high. The occasional goal, is luck, or partner to give the opportunity? End of our life, can enter into a few ball?

Answer 2

Don't understand offside, do not understand the rules, it seems is the person's nature, the total of football as a frosted glass. Looking around the human passion for football, occasionally doing amateur fan, kick up a row a, keep on football and incoherent. In the face of a fiery world cup, with mad frenzy after be overcome by one's feelings, analysis on football. Football charm, like in the difficult. The size of stadium, boundless, basketball volleyball difficult and theory, coach also be beyond one's grasp, as two men fighting the gallop. Since human evolution since, before and after the limb division, stumbling Kung Fu, its flexibility and hand raised to. One can use both hands, but still keep the goal. With flexible foot of Kung Fu, many breakthroughs in defence, and kicked the ball into the sensitive hands in defense of the goal, its difficult to less difficult roads of shu. As you have Scud Kung Fu, you must leave room for other defensive line, or deviant is invalid. Corner kick, kick, a fortress, difficult to penetrate. Direct total without the door, you can win, but chaos to be flexible, be bold. The field needs a hero, but cannot produce top hero. Yao Ming basket next station, like a mountain cross on the opponent. The volleyball court, a flyer Lewis ended the Fifth China Women Volleyball team. Be on the football field, there is no " who can immediately Hengdao, only I Peng great generals", isn't it, star-studded Brazil Argentina in South africa. Hard difficult, is the only hard, every time charge trumpet, passionate," hit the door -- came out -- again --", then the heart is offside, displacement to the throat. " Hey, hateful, partial." Heart and homing. In the heart the offside location." --, into the ball into the!!" Football doesn't seem to be leather, heavy, really want to win football crazy ah! Goal difficulty, ball club, Chinese football has not broken the record of 0! In fact, life is not a football match, we always to goal constantly attack him, every charge gives us all hope, but not too, is high. The occasional goal, luck, or partners give opportunity? All our life, can score several a goal?
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Answer 3

Don't understand offside, do not understand the rules, it seems is the person's nature, the total of football as a frosted glass. Looking around the human passion for football, occasionally doing amateur fan, kick up a row a, keep on football and incoherent. In the face of a fiery world cup, with mad frenzy after be overcome by one's feelings, analysis on football. Football charm, like in the difficult. The size of stadium, boundless, basketball volleyball difficult and theory, coach also be beyond one's grasp, as two men fighting the gallop. Since human evolution since, before and after the limb division, stumbling Kung Fu, its flexibility and hand raised to. One can use both hands, but still keep the goal. With flexible foot of Kung Fu, many breakthroughs in defence, and kicked the ball into the sensitive hands in defense of the goal, its difficult to less difficult roads of shu. As you have Scud Kung Fu, you must leave room for other defensive line, or deviant is invalid. Corner kick, kick, a fortress, difficult to penetrate. Direct total without the door, you can win, but chaos to be flexible, be bold. The field needs a hero, but cannot produce top hero. Yao Ming basket next station, like a mountain cross on the opponent. The volleyball court, a flyer Lewis ended the Fifth China Women Volleyball team. Be on the football field, there is no " who can immediately Hengdao, only I Peng great generals", isn't it, star-studded Brazil Argentina in South africa. Hard difficult, is the only hard, every time charge trumpet, passionate," hit the door -- came out -- again --", then the heart is offside, displacement to the throat. " Hey, hateful, partial." Heart and homing. In the heart the offside location." --, into the ball into the!!" Football doesn't seem to be leather, heavy, really want to win football crazy ah! Goal difficulty, ball club, Chinese football has not broken the record of 0! In fact, life is not a football match, we always to goal constantly attack him, every charge gives us all hope, but not too, is high. The occasional goal, luck, or partners give opportunity? All our life, can score several a goal?