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请英语高手帮忙翻译一下下面这段英文，谢谢！（不要软件翻译的！麻烦了！）

亲爱的朋友们，请认真读完下面这几句话。务必用心去读！谢谢！我冒着被朋友认为不要脸的风险请各位朋友帮个忙。请问谁能嫁给我或者谁能帮我找个媳妇？要求不高，就要贤妻良母型的。能够相夫教子孝顺父母即可（要求五官端正无不良嗜好，身材好者更佳）。如果你们不能帮到我，那也请不要嘲笑我。毕竟男大当婚女大当嫁，如果你只身异乡。终日惶惶，不知何时才能功成名就闯出一番天地。而父母又以抱孙子为由逼你相亲，结婚，生子。你就会明白这份苦衷。人这辈子究竟为了什么？不就是要高人一等儿孙满堂吗？经过了一些事以后，想想也罢，何必活得那么累。怎么着不是一辈子？穷也一生，富也一生。人各有各的活法。倒不如活得轻松一点，幸福指数不一定与金钱地位成正比。老婆孩子热炕头也是一人生之境界。俗话说得好：树欲静而风不止，子欲养而亲不待！为何不趁父母还年轻多陪陪他们多尽点孝心。自古忠孝两难全，在大都市打拼这么久，发现在这片土地想找到自己的立足之地的确有点难度。更何况还要拖家带口。我们有义务让家人有高质量的生活。但让他们幸福是我们的责任呀！义不容辞！父母呼，应勿缓；父母命，行勿懒。令既出，当立行！劳苦莫教爹娘受，忧愁莫教爹娘耽。令出，立行！相亲，结婚，生子！创建幸福美满的家庭。答案可以发至以下邮箱1186757104@qq.com再次感谢！

Answer 1

Dear friends, please carefully read these words. Be sure to read! Thank you. I risked being friends think shame on you risk please friends help. May I ask who can marry me or who can help me to look for a daughter-in-law? The demand is not high, then as an understanding wife and loving mother type. To care for the filial parents can ( request handsome without unhealthy addiction, figure is good is preferred ). If you can't help me, so please don't laugh at me. After all, a marriage, if you are alone in a foreign country. All day long panic, I do not know when we can achieve success and win recognition open up a new world. And parents to grandchildren by forcing you to date, marry, parturient. You will understand this. People in this life for what? Is not to regard oneself head and shoulders above others ' house? After a number of things, think of it, why should they live so tired. What is life? Poor life, rich life. People all have their own law. Might as well relax and live a little, happiness index is not necessarily associated with money and status is proportional to. Wife child heats Kang is a realm of life. As the saying goes: the tree still while the wind blows, the son wants his parents not to be! Why don't you while their parents are young they spend more time to do more filial piety. Chung Hau in the difficult, in the metropolitan for so long, found in this land to find a place to live in is a bit difficult. Let alone to family. We should let our family have a high quality of life. But let them be happy and it is our responsibility! One 's sense of honour makes it impossible to refuse. When mother and father are calling, answer them right away. When they give you instructions, obey them without hesitation. That is, when the vertical line! Labor is to teach parents suffer, sorrowful Mo teach parents. Make out, Li line! Dating, marriage, child! To create a happy family. The answer can be sent to the following e-mail1186757104@qq.com thanks again!

Answer 2

你这个文章太长了吧

你找老婆的要求其实是最高的：“要求不高，就要贤妻良母型的。能够相夫教子孝顺父母即可（要求五官端戚乎型正无不良嗜好，高猜身材好者更佳）。”
这种女子相当难得，贤妻良母是现在很多人很难做到的，至于相夫教子，呵呵，呵呵呵
祝你好运顷凳

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谢谢！我会努力的！

Answer 3

xiangfujiaozi filial piety parents can (requirements have regular features no bad habits, the figure is the good preferred). If you can't help to me, that also please don't laugh at me. After all male big when marriage changed when married, if you live alone. Panic all day long, do not know when to successful rushes out a heaven and earth. And parents to have grandchildren again by force you to, get married, gave birth to a son. You will understand the difficulties. People in this life what in the world for??????? Is not superior to grandchildren? After some things, or think, why live so tired. How wear not for a lifetime? Poor also life, rich life also. People each have each to play it. Might as well live easier, the happiness index does not necessarily and money is proportional to the position. Wife and children is a life of the kang hot state. As the saying goes: ShuYuJingErFengBuZhi, to raise and kiss the son not to! Why not while her parents still young spending more time with more than they do some filial piety. Since ancient times the filial piety and dilemma, in the big city to fight so long, found that in this land to find their own its place indeed a little difficulty. Besides and family. We have a responsibility to the family have high quality of life. But let them happiness is our duty! Obligatory! Parents call, should not delay; Parents life, and do not lazy. Make is out, when made! My parents don't teach by labor and sorrow not teach parents waiting. Make out, made! Mutually close, married, gave birth to a son! Create happy family. The answer can be sent to the following E-mail 1186757104 @qq.com thanks again!

Answer 4

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