Question

求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的····

Answer 1

男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的

Answer 2

小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

二
A; How are you ?
怎么是你，
B: how old are you?
怎么老是你？
A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
A: You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！
as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

B； I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。