Question

适合初三学生的英语小笑话，要三条，还要有中文翻译哦，最重要的是要搞笑、简短

Answer 1

一、 One evening two young men were walking in the street together. They tried to find a chance to steal something. They clock struck twelve. Most of people went to bed. Quckily they came to a house and it seemd that everyone in the house had fallen asleep. Standing at the front gate, one said in English to other in a low voice,"You wait here.I'll go around to the back door and then get into the house."Suddenly,out of the house ran a dog,barking at them.The two men were very frightened and ran away as fast as they could.Finally,they stopped at a lonely place.The man said breathlessly,"It's too bad. I hadn't expected that the dog could understand English."
一天晚上，两个年轻人在街上走在一起。他们想找个机会偷东西。他们的时钟敲了十二。大多数的人上床。他们来到一家大的，似乎每个人都在家里睡着了。站在门口，一个说英语的人，一个低沉的声音说，“你在这里等。我绕到后门，然后进入房子。”突然，从房子里跑出来一只狗，汪汪叫他们。两人都很害怕，跑了他们一样快。最后，他们停在一个孤独的地方。这人气喘吁吁地说，“这太糟糕了。我没有想到，狗能理解英语。”

Answer 2

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Answer 3

英语知识大全上全都有啊！