Question

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1.This story took place in America many years ago.A young man was called up for army service,but didn't want to become a soldier.When he went for his medical exam,he pretended that his eyesight was very bad.
The doctor pointed to the eye chart on the wall and said,"Please read the top line."
"The top line of what?"the young man asked.
"The top line of the chart,"the doctor answered.
"What chart?"The young man asked again.
Finally the doctor decided that me man's eyes were not good enough for army service.
The evening the same young man was at a movie when another man came in and sat next to him in the dark.When the lights went on,the young man saw that his neighbour was the doctor who had examined him earlier.At once, he said,"Excuse me,madam,but does this bus go to Main Street?"

Answer 1

这个故事发生在很多年前的美国。一个年轻人被征召入伍，但不想当兵。当他去体检时，他假装自己的视力很差。
医生指着墙上的视力表说，“请读上面这一行。”
“上面一行的什么？”年轻人问。
“上面一行的表，”医生回答说。
“什么表？”年轻人又问。
最后，医生认为这个人的眼睛都不够好，不能参军。
晚上，这位年轻人在看电影的时候一个人走了进来，坐在他旁边的黑暗处。灯亮时，年轻人发现他的旁边的是先前给他做检查的医生。他立即说，“打扰下，太太，这辆车是去主街吗？”