Question

急求！！！！！！！！ 一个小小的英语推理案件的小笑话

故事是英语的，整体是一个推理案件，带猜结局的那种，结果最好是能让人笑的····

Answer 1

Xiao Ming one year old, the first time he shouted Grandpa, so Grandpa died. Not long after his first call my mother, the mother is dead. Still later, he shouted to my father, so Wang carpenter next door dead. A Tsinghua Dr. bug (bugs), this joke shouting grandfather should be the next king carpenter father died. An Jiaotong University students: carpenter's mother next door know this is not a bug (bugs)!

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小明一岁时，他第一次喊爷爷，爷爷去世了。没多久后，他第一次打电话给我母亲，母亲已经死了。再后来，他喊我的父亲，让王木匠隔壁死。清华博士的bug（错误），这个玩笑喊爷爷应该是下一个王木匠的父亲去世。交通大学学生：隔壁木匠的母亲知道这是不是一个bug（错误）！

Answer 2

A few days ago filling out forms need to use English referred to as school, but I don't know, and to ask students. A good friend ZiYu is intelligent, said: \"the reasoning! MIT call what come?\" Answer: \"MIT!\" \"Then we Shanghai institute of technology is SHIT!\"

Answer 3

Li Ming is a boy who is alway afraid of dogs. At this time, why he is coming to dogs?