求英语两人对话笑话两则加翻译,不用太长每人几句就好,拜托了~~ 10

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Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “Make
  Naples the capital of Italy.”
  Her mother interrupted and said. “Julie, why do you want God to make
  Naples the capital of Italy?”
  And Julie replied, “Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!”

朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的
  首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
  妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都
 呢?”
  朱莉叶回答说:“因为我的地理考卷上是这么写的。”
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亲,还没有长一点点的~~  不要旁白   谢谢袅~~
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" 
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
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