Question

谁有英语小笑话？要10行左右的，还要加翻译的！急急急急急急急急~~~~~~~~~~~

Answer 1

1.有一天，一只黑猫救了一只白猫，你猜白猫对黑猫说什么？白猫说：“喵~~~
　　One day, a black cat saved a white cat, white cat black cat said to you guess what? The cat said:" well ~ ~ ~
　　2.有一人独自在森林中冒险，

　　There is one person alone in the forest adventure,

　　突然发现自己被食人族重重包围。

　　Suddenly find themselves surrounded by cannibals.

　　于是对天空大喊：

　　Hence yell to the sky:

　　“我死定了，上帝救救我！”

　　"I'm dead, God save me!"

　　只见天空出现一到光

　　I saw a light appeared in the sky

　　传来一个声音：

　　A voice:

　　“还不一定，

　　" Not necessarily,

　　再你捡起地上一颗大石头，

　　You take a big stone,

　　把带头的酋长砸死。”

　　The lead of the cacique dead."

　　于是他捡起地上最大的一颗石头，

　　He picked the biggest stone,

　　狠狠的砸向酋长，

　　Hard at the emirates,

　　正好把酋长砸死。

　　The chief was killed.

　　族人全都呆了一呆，

　　People all stopped,

　　接著怒目相向，

　　Then angry,

　　这时天上又传来一阵声音：

　　Then heaven heard a noise:

　　“现在你才真的死定了。”

　　" Now you will die."

　　3.小英向小明借笔，结果小明不借。

　　Little Britain to Xiaoming borrow, lend the ming.

　　小英：借一下会死喔……

　　Xiaoying: borrow will die ... ...

　　于是小明把笔借给了小英……

Answer 2

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Answer 3

　Patience

　　Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

　　Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.

　　耐 性

　　垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？

　　旁观者：我没那耐性。

Answer 4

某考生在一次英语考试的作文：作文的题目是《白羊和黑羊》。考生在看完一段提示后就把全文给写完了。提示如下：“One day the blackgoat meet the whitegoat on abridge”考生的回答如下：Then the blackgoat asked the whitegoat ”CanyouspeakChinese?” Thewhitegoat answer ”Whynot!”以下全部以中文作答…..

Answer 5

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

追问

再多点10行左右！加油！！

追答

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

追问

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Answer 6

Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.
"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor.
"I have been broken all!",said the fool .
"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.
Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"……
The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger"
从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。
那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”