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Cat and Students,Bubbles and Abysses (1)
I got a roommate,he’s tall and skinny, when we get in arguments he says “I went to Millsaps,”uses the word like what he thinks a battering ram sounds like . He’s a real jerk, I could break both his arms just like that ! if I wanted to ,I’ve got a degree in English Literature from Jackson State,I was the only white on campus, I can’t use “I went to Jackson State” like a battering ram , but I can break both his arms.I got a doctorate , it took me three more years. I teach out at the junior college-----Freshman Comp, Heroes and Heroines of Southern Literature, Contemporary Southern Lit ,Contemporary Northern Lit,that sort of crap . Piss—Ant studied geology , “pre-oil” he calls it face-tiously , makes quite a ton of money , I swear I could tear an arm off his thin frail body and beat him over the head with it , I’m 5’6`` tall , eighteen inches shorter than he but I’m thirty pounds heavier , an even 195,I played for the Tiges three years and can dead lift 700 pounds and run a marathon in under three hours six minutes.
I swear one of these days I’m gonna kill him , he may have gone to Millsaps(“’Saps” , he call it, there, you hate him too) but , he doesn’t know how to use a kleenex.Instead he just goes around making these enormously tall wet sniffles, if you could hear just one of them you would first shiver and then you too would want to kill him . If they catch me and bring me to court I suppose I can always bring that up in the trial , I must go out and buy a tape recorder first thing tomorrow but first the cat needs feeding , he’s a violent little sunuvabitch .
I will tell you about the cat after I tell you what I did in Arkansas.
Back when I was a hot-shot cruising timber for Weyerhaeuser I had seven hillbillies and a nigger working under me , I told them where to cut the bing trees , diameter breast height and all that mess , I had lots of money then but I quit that job . I got tired of seeing all those trees falling . I’m poor now but at least I got the hell out of the tree-killing business . Perpaps I could do him in in his bde , while he slept . I could cut his throat with a razor , make it look like he had an accident shaving.

Answer 1

晚霞行千里,早霞不出门.

Answer 2

too much

Answer 3

太多了