Question

过几天要轮到我英语演讲，奈何本人英语实在太差，请大侠帮忙翻译一下下面的几个过渡句～十二万分感谢！...

过几天要轮到我英语演讲，奈何本人英语实在太差，请大侠帮忙翻译一下下面的几个过渡句～十二万分感谢！“（）”里的也要翻译啊！视情况讲的！“[]”里的就算了。意思差不多就行，简单些的～
1、很高兴能够站在这里。我想给大家讲两个小笑话，让大家能够在下面的课堂学习前轻松一下。
2、第一个笑话是这样的：
[然后下面是网上随便找的一个英语笑话]
3、哦！为什么没有人笑呢？（为什么只有几个人笑呢？为什么只有Mrs.Hu笑了呢？）是这个笑话不够幽默吗？那么，我们来听下一个。
[接着是另一则笑话]
4、看来我的演讲很失败，大家看起来并没有很开心。[我们是艺术班，10个人里9个人是听不懂英语的……]
[最后是结尾句，请大侠们帮我安个合适的收尾句吧～]

Answer 1

看我的！
1.Glad to stnad here and i'd like to tell you two jokes and make you feel easy in the following lesson.
2.The first one is like this.
3.Oh! Why didn't any of you laugh?( Why only some of you laughed? Why did only Mrs.Hu laugh?) Is this joke not humorous enough? So, let's listen to next one.
4.It seems my speech is very bad and you didn't look very happy.

Maybe next time, I will find some vey lovely joke. Thank you very much. Thank you for your attention!

Answer 2

1, very happy can stand here.I want to speak two small jokes for everyone, let everyone can at underneath of classroom study front easily for a while.
2, the first joke is such:
[Then the underneath is a net up literally seek of an English joke]
3, !Why does no one smile?(Why only how many persons smile?Why only did Mrs.Hu smile?)Is being that this joke isn't enough humorous?So, we come to listen to next.
[Immediately after is another joke]
4, see to my lecture very failure, everyone looks to have no very happy.[We are arts classes, 10 personal inside 9 people don't understand English ……]
最后就说：Thank your of your listen 。
【】...多翻译出来的

Answer 3

1, very pleased to be able to stand here. I want to tell you two little joke, so that we can relax before following classroom learning.
2, the first joke is this:
3, Oh! Why do not people laugh at it? (Why only a few people laughing? Why only Mrs.Hu to laugh it?) Is enough humor jokes? Well, we listen to the next.
4, it seems that my speech is a failure, we did not seem very happy.

Answer 4

只要你用心，几天时间还是会有进步的，其实英语很好学滴