Question

英语小笑话，急！！！

求简单长一点点好记的英语小笑话，带翻译，汉字翻译（我英语超烂，能应付过老师就行啦～）

Answer 1

Tom: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog.
Mary:But you must put an advertisement in the papers !
Tom : It's no use . My little dog can't read!
汤姆：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了。
玛丽：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
汤姆：没有用的，我的小狗不认字！

Answer 2

Tom: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog.
Mary:But you must put an advertisement in the papers !
Tom : It's no use . My little dog can't read!
汤姆：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了。
玛丽：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
汤姆：没有用的，我的小狗不认字！

Answer 3

why don't you choose the 9xiaohua website。。。。

Answer 4

the lowest grade
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
最低分
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”