Question

求一个用英文翻译过来的小笑话，千万不要太长，要有翻译

Answer 1

Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient. "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."
九个月吧
“克拉克先生，有个坏消息，你只有六个月可活了。”医生告诉他的病人。
病人惊呆了。“六个月我不可能付清医疗费。”
“好吧，”医生说，“那就九个月吧。”
希望能帮到你

Answer 2

Two fishman caught a mermaid.
After staring at the creature for a while, one of them set it free.
The other yelled at him: Why?!
He replied: How?
两个渔夫抓到一条美人鱼。
打量一阵后其中一个渔人把她放了。
另一个大叫道：为什么啊？！
他答道：咋整啊？

追问

不明白什么意思，但谢谢了，我把你选为满意回答

追答

是个成人笑话

渔夫一般都在海上常年不归 所以比较寂寞
抓到美人鱼感觉很漂亮
想亲热一下
但是研究半天发现 美人鱼没有腿只有尾巴 所以没法亲热
于是放了
另外一个没想明白所以问为啥放掉
想明白的回答没法亲热啊！

Answer 3

Last week I went to the theatre.

I had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.Idid not enjoy it.
A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me.They were talking loudly.
I got very angry.I could not hear the actors.
I turned round.I looked at the man and the woman angrily.
They did not pay any attention.
In the end,I could not bear it.
I turned round again 'I can't hear a word!'I said angrily
'It's none of your business,'the young man said rudely.
'This is a private conversation!'
上星期，我去剧院看戏剧。
我坐在一个非常好的位置。戏剧很有趣，但我没有享受到。
一对年轻男女坐在我的后面，他们说话很大声。
我非常生气，无法听到演员说话。
我转过身去，非常生气地望着他们。
他们没有理我。
最后，我无法忍受了。
我再次转身“我什么也听不到。”我生气地说道。
“这跟你无关。”年轻男子说道。“这是私人的谈话。”