Question

请英语高手帮我把以下这段中文翻译成英文。这段话是我为英语演讲比赛写的演讲稿中文部分

请翻译：
我们感恩父母，感恩朋友，感恩师长，但也别忘了还有一个人值得我们感恩——那就是我们自己。感谢我们拥有的勇气，让我们能沉着地解决生活中和学习上的难题；感谢我们拥有的自信，让我们一次次不断尝试超越自我，达到人生新的高度，正如我此刻站在这里演讲；感谢我们拥有的乐观，让我们在困难面前从不怨天尤人，而是积极地应对挑战。
当我们每个人都拥有感恩之心，尊重并理解他人，感谢其他人对我们不计回报的付出时，和谐社会的理想就会在不知不觉中实现。有一句谚语是这么说的：“It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.”（英文部分不必再译）

谢绝一切翻译软件。如果你只是用翻译软件翻译的，就不要回答，以免我空欢喜了。急求。感谢那些凭己之力帮我翻译的同学~

Answer 1

Our parents Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, friends, teachers, but also do not forget there is a person worthy of our gratitude -- it is our own. For we have courage, we can calmly solve life and academic problems; for we have the confidence, let us again and again to try to go beyond the self, to life to new heights, as I stand here speaking; for we have the optimistic in the face of difficulties, let us never blame everyone and everything but not oneself, but actively to meet a challenge.
When every one of us has the heart of Thanksgiving, respect and understand others, give to others for we do return to pay, the ideal of a harmonious society will be realized in the imperceptibly.A proverb says:“It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.”

Answer 2

We thank our parents, friend, and teachers; however, we still have another person there that should be thanked, which is us, ourselves. Let's give our thanks to our courage, allowing us to solve problems in academics and cross the obsticles existing in out lives. Let's give our thanks to our confidence, encouraging us to accomplish new goals, reaching a new apogee of our lives, like how right now I stand here addressing my speach to you. Let's give our thanks to our to the optimism in our mind, not having us complaining but face challenges with a positive mind.

If we have a graceful heart and have the ability to respect and understand each other, even thanking others when they helped us without asking for a reward, an utopia will be completed as time pass. Now because I just felt like to, I'm just gonna screw around with you. So basically, let's talk about the difference between prepositions and prostitudes. Now, as we all know, preposition is nothing but a bunch of dead words. On the other hand, prosititudes are to men as unicorns are to 5 year old dumb girls. No men will simply live throught their whole life without having sex with whores. GO STRIP CLUBS!!!!!