Question

英语作文求大神帮我翻译。

请大神帮我翻译这篇作文。
我有个朋友他叫“新疆切糕” 因为他经常在街边卖切糕，所以我们都叫她新疆切糕，有一次我去买他的切糕，我叫他就切一小块，等切下去后他告诉我说200块，我想这不是“坑爹”吗？原来才买几块钱的东西一下子居然买的那么贵，于是我和他辩论，后来不知道怎么的他就打了我拳，于是我们就开始打架了，最后我把他的切糕弄打翻满地，后来我赔了他16万。他最终原谅了我，最后他还请了我吃了一块切糕，我们还是好朋友。
求大神翻译，尤其是要翻译切糕和坑爹谢谢

Answer 1

I have a friend called "Xinjiang nut cake" because he often on the streets selling Xinjiang nut cake, so we call her Xinjiang Xinjiang nut cake, once I went to buy his Xinjiang nut
cake, I told him to just cut a small piece, cut down after he told me 200
yuan, I think this is not "cheating father"?Just buy a few yuan a sudden things
actually buy so expensive, so I argued with him, then do not know how he got in
my fist, and so we started fighting, I finally put his Xinjiang nut cake get
knocked over the ground, and then I lost him 160000.He eventually forgave me,
finally he also asked me to eat a piece of Xinjiang nut cake, we are still good
friends.
顺便一句：亲，他打你，你还请他吃饭呀？坑爹的话，我个人认为是：cheating father

Answer 2

I have a friend called " Xinjiang Xinjiang nut cake " because he often on the streets selling Xinjiang nut cake, so we call her Xinjiang Xinjiang nut cake, once I went to buy his Xinjiang nut cake, I told him to just cut a small piece, cut down after he told me 200 dollars, I think this is not " cheating "? Just buy a few dollars a sudden things actually buy so expensive, so I argued with him, then do not know how he got in my fist, and so we started fighting, I finally put his Xinjiang nut cake get knocked over the ground, and then I lost him 160000. He eventually forgave me, finally he also asked me to eat a piece of Xinjiang nut cake, we are still good friends.