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求助，求高手帮我把下面这篇文章翻译成英文

上天的玩笑
或许万事都有因果循环。这一次，老天你给我开了个好大的玩笑，我拼不过你，这样的惩罚是我应该有的。我知道以前的我玩世不恭、逢场做戏的时候很多，给大家造成了很多不好的印象，那只是我在努力掩饰自己心中的压抑，郁闷，你明白吗？当我用真心付出，真诚对待的时候，两次你都将我击得都是体无完肤，伤痕累累。我害怕，我退缩，可却抵挡不住您的玩笑！
第一次是我未曾表明过的心迹，只是深深埋藏在心底，在这其中我经历过的痛又有谁知道？当我自己用酒精，放纵来麻痹自己的时候却只是得到大家的误解。我开始堕落，四处吃喝玩乐，留下几段逢场做戏的情感。直到遇见你，我知道我又陷进去啦，我努力让自己从泥沼中走出来，我也害怕，我害怕再去爱，但是还是被你征服。我时隔九年将自己的心再次交出去，对你牵肠挂肚，对你时刻思念，得到的依然是上天的玩笑，依然是上天赐给我的沼泽。
霞，你还记得吗？我们第一次见面的场景，那时候的我依旧沉溺在过去的回忆中不能自拔，我们擦肩而过了。知道两年后的再一次相逢，我看到了许多你身上的优点，你的睿智，你的冷静，你的从容深深地打动了我，你不是长相特别出众的女孩，但你身上有着属于你自己的独特魅力。你总是问我喜欢你什么？我没有正面回答，因为爱一个人不需要太多的理由，不会有很多的条条框框，你很多不经意的瞬间就已把我完全征服。
霞，你还记得吗？我们的第一次旅行，是在末日来临前的两个礼拜，我们一起去了南岳，我不是一个信佛的人，但我却相信缘分，相信命中注定。我和你一起跪拜在菩萨面前祈祷的时候，我暗暗的祈祷希望能这样牵着你的手一直走下去，走到我们慢慢变老。当我们一起走在山间的石板小道上，踏着越来越陡的台阶，聊着开心的话题，虽然身上负重，却没感觉到累，因为有你在身边！那个时候我在想这每一个台阶都是我们幸福的证明，都是我们感情升华的催化剂，每走上一个台阶我们的感情就加重一分。
昨天晚上你向我说起希望我们都能冷静下来，好好地考虑我们之间的事情，希望等明年省考之后再做一个决定。我知道你心里有点退缩，我知道你害怕受到伤害，我知道你怕自己的不确定会给我造成伤害。可是你知道吗？当我从向你表白的那一刻起，我就告诉自己：你是我要照顾一辈子的女孩，你是我的命中注定。但同时我也尊重你的决定，谁叫我已爱你不能自拔！
霞，你知道吗？每当你问起我的生活，我的家庭。我虽然每次都说给我点时间，其实我也想告诉你，但我不愿现在的你去为我分担这些不开心，我要你的每天都是快乐的，这些事情我会尽快都处理好，我不愿最心爱的女人为我去操心，我只想尽我最大的能力去照顾你，保护你！
我会时刻提醒自己努力，我会加油的！为了我们的约定，为了我们的未来！我会等你，即使要等上七年，七十年我也愿意，如果在这之间你碰到了合适的人，请你告诉我，我会为你祝福的，你的幸福与开心是我最大的快乐！

Answer 1

God's joke perhaps all causal cycle.This time, God, you gave me a big joke, I fight but you, the punishment is I should have.I know I be cynical, dating game when a lot of people, to cause a lot of bad impression, that I was just trying to cover up his mind depressed, depressed, you know?When I give my heart, sincerely treat time, two times you will I hit was injured all over the body, scarred.I am afraid, I shrink back, but can't resist your joke!Is the first time I have not that way, just buried deep in the heart, in that which I have experienced pain and who knows?When I use alcohol, indulgent to his paralysis when they just get everyone misunderstandings.I began to fall, and idle away in seeking pleasure, leaving a few dating game emotion.Until I met you, I know I'm stuck, I try to keep myself from the mud out, and I was afraid, I was afraid to love again, but was conquered by you.I nine years later his heart to hand out to you again, to be very worried about, you always think, still get God's joke, still give me the swamp.Xia, do you remember?We first meet the scene, at that time I still indulge in memories of the past inextricably bogged down in, pass us by.Know that after two years again meet, I see many of your qualities, your wisdom, your calm, your calm deeply touched me, you're not looking particularly outstanding girl, but you have your own unique charm.You always ask me what you like?I did not answer, because love a person does not need too many reasons, there are not a lot of restrictions and fetters, you many casual moment had taken me completely conquer.Xia, do you remember?Our first trip, in the end comes two weeks before, we went to the mountain, I am not a Buddhist people, but I do believe in fate, believe decreed by fate.You and I bow down before the Buddha before praying, I secretly pray hope that holding your hand has been down, go to our old slowly.When we walked in the mountains of stone on the path, with increasingly steep steps, chatting happy topic, while body weight, but did not feel tired, because you are around!That's when I think of this every step we are happy, we are emotional sublimation catalyst, each taking the last step of our feelings will add a branch.Last night you told me I hope we can calm down, to consider things between us, I hope next year provincial exams before making a decision.I know your heart is back, I know you're afraid of getting hurt, I know you're afraid to own uncertainty will cause me hurt.But you know what?When I say to you that moment, I tell myself: you are I want to take care of my girl, you are my decreed by fate.But I respect your decision, I have loved you inextricably bogged down in!Xia, you know?Whenever you ask about my life, my family.Although I always say give me time, I also want to tell you, but I don't want you to go now for I share these unhappy, I want you are happy every day, these things I will manage all right, I hate most beloved woman for me to worry about, I just want to do my maximum capacity to take care of you, protect you!I will remind yourself, I will refuel!For our promise, for our future!I will wait for you, even if I have to wait for seven years, seventy years, I would, if it in between when you meet the right person, please tell me, I'll be blessing you, your happiness and happy is my greatest happiness!

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Answer 2

God's joke perhaps MasterCard has a causal loop. This time, God you gave me a big joke, I can fight, but you, like I should have punished. I know before my cynicism, a lot of when a show every field, caused a lot of bad impression to everyone, it was just me trying to cover up his mind depressed, depressed, you know? When I use really paid, sincere treatment, twice I hit are extremely harsh, scarred. I was afraid, I flinch, but could not withstand a joke! The first time I have never indicated their minds, just buried deep in my heart, I experienced pain in this one, who knows? When I have to numb themselves with alcohol, indulgence when they just get everyone misunderstood. I began to fall, four to eat, drink, and leave a few paragraphs every field put on a show of emotion. Until I met you, I know I stuck Qula, I tried to make her come out from the mud, and I was afraid, I was afraid to love again, but still you conquer. After a lapse of nine years I own again pay out, worrying about you always think you still get the joke of God, still God has given me the swamp. Xia, you remember? The scene we first met, when I still indulge in the memories of the past find themselves unable to slip away from us. Know once again in the two years after the reunion, I saw a lot of the advantages of your body, your wisdom, your cool, calm deeply impressed me, you are not looking particularly outstanding girl, but you have yours its own unique charm. You always ask you what I like? I do not have a direct answer, because you love someone does not need much reason, there will not be a lot of the old rules, many of you inadvertently the moment I had to completely conquer. Xia, you remember? Our first trip, in the two weeks before the doomsday, we went to the Nanyue, I am not a Buddhist devotees, but I believe in fate, I believe fated. When I'm with you bow down in prayer in front of Buddha prayer, I secretly hope to go all the way to just hold your hand, went slowly getting old. When we walk together the slate trail in the mountains, marching increasingly steep steps, chatting happily topic, although the body weight, but not to feel tired, because to have you around! At that time I was thinking this a step are happy prove each embark on a higher level, the sublimation of the catalyst are our feelings, our feelings on heavier. You talking about me in last night, I hope we can all calm down, take account of things between us, I hope to do a decision until after next year's provincial exams. I know you was a little flinch, I know you're afraid of being hurt, I know that you are afraid of uncertainty would damage. But you know what? When I declare to you the moment, I told myself: you're the girl I want to take care of a lifetime, you is my predestined. But at the same time, I also respect your decision, who told me love you unable to extricate themselves! Xia, you know? Whenever you asked about my life, my family. Although each said give me some time, I also want to tell you, but I do not want to you to go for me to share these happy, I want you every day happy, these things I will deal, I do not want the most beloved woman for me to worry about, I just want to do my best to take care of you and keep you! I will always be reminded of their own efforts, I will be cheering! For our convention, for our future! I will wait for you, even if you want to wait seven years, seven years, I am willing, If you encounter in between the right people, you tell me, and I will bless you, your happiness and happy I greatest joy!

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Answer 3

废话太多 直接 I love you, marry me.

Answer 4

无聊，你的霞是哪国人？