Question

谢谢你花时间来看看我写的什么标题，英语跪求翻译！！！来看看吧，我真的很需要他来演讲！！！

今天，由我来告诉大家个故事，与其说它是个故事，不如说它是个忠告更好，，，呃……虽然这是一个只能用中文讲才能听得懂的故事，但我还是给大家说一下，可以锻炼一下你们的思维能力。
呃……一，甲对乙说，你有时间简史吗{中文}，，，乙回答说，有，，，第二天，甲又对乙说，，，你有时间简史吗{中文}，，，但乙却说，，，滚开，我就算有时间也不会去捡屎！，，，好，这两个句子中文听起都一样，但是如果你用英文翻译一下你就知道我说的什么了，，，那么地一个句子就是，，，你有时间简史吗{英文}，。，，第二个句子就是，，，你有时间捡屎吗，，，相同的中文提问却有不同的英文回答，我认为这就是外国人学不好中文的原因之一，
所以，如果有人问你，，，你有时间捡屎吗{中文}，，，那么可能他想找你去捡屎，但是更多的是他想找你借本书，，，ok

Answer 1

Today, I'm going to tell you a story, it is a story, as it is an advice better,,, uh ... ... Although this is a can speak in Chinese to understand the story, but I still says to everybody, you can exercise your ability of thinking. Uh ... ... One, armour says to second, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, B said,,,, the very next day, armour says to second,,, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, but B said,,, go away, even if I have time would not pick up shit! ,,,, these two sentences in Chinese sounds like, but if you use English to translate you'll see what I say,,, so a sentence is,,, you have a brief history of time do English } {,. ,, second sentences is,,, do you have time to pick up the excrement,,, the same Chinese question but have different answer in English, I think this is one of the foreigners learn Chinese not good reason, so, if someone ask you,,, do you have time to pick up the Chinese shit do { },,, then may he wants you to pick up the excrement, but more is that he wants to borrow a book,,, OK
望采纳哈~~亲~~

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不好意思，我看到上面的和后面的，我就以为你们三个写的是一样的，我就理所当然的选了第一个，可是我现在有时间了回头一看，发现你们的确实不一样，不好意思哈，我给你道歉了，其实你写的比他们好，谢谢！{我到时英语演讲时我还是会选用你的！}

追答

哈。谢啦~
有不懂的可以问哦亲~

Answer 2

Today, I'm going to tell you a story, it is a story, as it is an advice better,,, uh ... ... Although this is a can speak in Chinese to understand the story, but I still says to everybody, you can exercise your ability of thinking. Uh ... ... One, armour says to second, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, B said,,,, the very next day, armour says to second,,, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, but B said,,, go away, even if I have time would not pick up shit! ,,,, these two sentences in Chinese sounds like, but if you use English to translate you'll see what I say,,, so a sentence is,,, you have a brief history of time do English } {,. ,, second sentences is,,, do you have time to pick up the excrement,,, the same Chinese question but have different answer in English, I think this is one of the foreigners learn Chinese not good reason, so, if someone ask you,,, do you have time to pick up the Chinese shit do { },,, then may he wants you to pick up the excrement, but more is that he wants to borrow a book,,, OK

Answer 3

Today, by me to tell you a story, a story, is more than a better advice,,,,,,, uh... Although this is a can only use Chinese speak to understand the story, but I still give you said once, can exercise your thinking ability. Uh...... One, a say to b, you have time to brief you {Chinese},,,,,,, b answered,,,,,,,, the second day, a and b say,,,,,,, you have time to brief you {Chinese},,,,,,, but b said,,,,,,, get the hell out of here, I am also won't have time to pick up shit! ,,,,,,,, the two sentences in Chinese sound are all the same, but if you use the English translation once you know what I said,,,,,,, so a sentence is,,,,,,, you have the time? {English}, brief. And, the second sentence is,,,,,,, you have time to pick up a shit,,,,,,, the same Chinese questions but have different English answer, I think this is bad foreigners to study Chinese for one thing, so, if someone asked you,,,,,,, you have time to pick up shit? {Chinese},,,,,,, so maybe he want to find you to pick up shit, but more is that he want to find you borrow this book,,,,,,, ok

Answer 4

帅哥……你觉得你的问题是在问啥呢？你有时间捡屎吗？

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就是一个很简单的笑话啊