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帮我翻译一段短文好么？！急急急！！！

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There is an English saying, “laughter is the best medicine.” Until recently, few people took the saying seriously. Now, however, doctors have begun to look into laughter and the effects it has on the human body. They have found that laughter really can improve people’s health.
Tests were carried out to study the effects of laughter on the body. People watched funny films while doctors checked their heart, blood pressure, breathing and muscles. It was found that laughter has similar effects to physical exercise. It increases blood pressure, the heart beating and breathing; it also works several groups of muscles in the face, the stomach, and even the feet. If laughter exercises the body, it must be beneficial.
Other tests have shown that laughter appears to be able to reduce the effect of pain on the body. In one experiment doctors produced pain in groups of students who listened to different radio programs. The group that tolerated the pain for the longest time was the group which listened to a funny program. The reason why laughter can reduce pain seems to be that it helps to produce a kind of chemicals in the brain which diminish both stress and pain.
As a result of these discoveries, some doctors in the United States now hold laughter clinics, in which they help to improve their patients’ condition by encouraging them to laugh. They have found that even if their patients do not really feel like laughing, making them smile is enough to produce beneficial effects similar to those caused by laughter.
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This is News on the Hour, Ed Wilson reporting. The President and First Lady will visit Africa on a goodwill tour in May. They plan to visit eight African countries.
Reports from China say the Chinese want closer ties between China and the U.S and Western Europe. A group of Chinese scientists will start its ten-nation tour next month.
Here in Miami, the mayor is still meeting with the leaders of the teachers’ union to try to find a way to end the strike. City schools are still closed after two weeks.
In news about health, scientists in California report findings of a relationship between the drinking of coffee and the increase of heart disease among women. According to the report in the American Medical Journal (= magazine), the five-year study shows this: Women who drink more than two cups of coffee a day have a greater chance of having heart disease than women who do not.
In sports the Chargers lost again last night. The BBS beat them 1 to nothing. The Wingers had better results. They beat the Rifles 7 to 3. It was their first win in their last five matches.
That’s the News on the Hour. And now back to more easy listening with Jan Singer.

Answer 1

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这是一个英国谚语，“笑是最好的良药”。 直到最近也只有少数人接受这种说法，然而，如今医生已经开始研究笑以及它对人体的影响，他们发现，笑真的可以改善人们的健康状况。试验被用于研究笑对人体的影响。医生在人们欣赏喜剧电影的时候检查他们的心脏、血压、呼吸以及肌肉，结果现实，笑同体育锻炼有着相似的作用。它可以增强血压、心跳和呼吸；它同样对几组面部肌肉、胃，甚至脚起作用。如果以笑训练人的机体，那将是非常有益的。
其它测试显示笑可以减轻疼痛对人体的影响。在一次实验中，医生对几组收听不同广播节目的学生制造疼痛的感觉（很别扭）。收听喜剧节目的组能更长时间的忍受疼痛。笑可以减少痛苦的原因看起来是它帮助人的大脑分泌一种可以减少压力和痛苦的化学物质。
这些发现的结果导致美国的一些医生创建了“笑科门诊部”用以利用鼓励人们微笑去帮助病人改善他们的症状。他们发现，即使他们的病人并非真的想笑，但保持病人微笑同样可以起到同大笑一样的效果。

Answer 2

有英国说法， “laughter近来是最佳的medicine.”，很少人认真采取了说法。 现在，然而，医生开始调查它有在人体的笑声和作用。 他们发现笑声可能真正地改进people’s健康。
Tests被执行学习笑声的作用对身体。 当医生检查了他们的心脏，血压，呼吸和肌肉时，人们观看了滑稽的影片。 发现笑声有相似的作用对体育运动。 它增加血压，心脏拍打和呼吸; 它在面孔、胃和甚而脚也运作几个小组肌肉。 如果笑声行使身体，一定是有利的。
Other试验证明笑声看来能减少痛苦的作用对身体。 在一个实验篡改在听不同的无线电节目的小组的导致的痛苦学生。 容忍很长时间的痛苦的小组是听一个滑稽的节目的小组。 原因为什么笑声可能减少痛苦似乎是它帮助导致减少重音和痛苦的一在脑子的化学制品。 由于这些发现的，有些医生在美国现在拿着笑声诊所，他们帮助经过鼓励他们笑改进他们的patients’情况。 他们发现，即使他们的患者真正地不感觉象笑，做他们微笑是导致的足够有利作用类似笑声造成的那些。
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This是在小时的新闻，爱德・威尔逊报告。 总统和第一夫人在5月将访问在信誉游览中的非洲。 他们计划参观八个非洲国家。 从中国的Reports说中国人想要在中国和美国和西欧之间的密切联系。 一个小组中国科学家下个月将开始它的十国家游览。
Here在迈阿密，市长仍然遇见teachers’联合的领导设法发现方式结束罢工。 城市学校在二个星期以后仍然被关闭。 关于健康的In新闻，科学家在加利福尼亚报告一个关系的研究结果饮用咖啡和心脏病之间增量的在妇女之中的。 根据在美国医疗学报的报告(=杂志)，五年研究显示此： 喝的妇女超过二杯咖啡每天比不的妇女有一个更加巨大的机会的有心脏病。
In炫耀昨晚再失去的充电器。 BBS打了他们1对没什么。 边锋有更好的结果。 他们打了步枪7到3。 它是他们的在他们的前五次比赛的第一次胜利。
That’s在小时的新闻。 并且现在回到更加容易听与1月歌手。