Question

2012陕西卷英语阅读理解翻译！急！！

Three Boys and a Dad
　　Brad closed the door slowly as Sue left home to visit her mother. Expecting a whole day to relax, he was thinking whether to read the newspaper or watch his favourite TV talk show on his first day off in months. “This will be like a walk in the park,” he’d told his wife. “I’ll look after the kids, and you can go visit your mom.”
　　Things started well, but just after eight o’clock, his three little “good kids”—Mike, Randy, and Alex—came down the stairs in their night clothes and shouted “breakfast, daddy.” When food had not appeared within thirty seconds, Randy began using his spoon on Alex’s head as if it were a drum. Alex started to shout loudly in time to the beat（节拍）. Mike chanted “Where’s my toast, where’s my toast” in the background. Brad realized his newspaper would have to wait for a few seconds.
　　Life became worse after breakfast. Mike wore Randy’s underwear on his head. Randy locked himself in the bathroom, while Alex shouted again because he was going to wet his pants. Nobody could find clean socks, although they were before their very eyes. Someone named “Not Me” had spilled a whole glass of orange juice into the basket of clean clothes. Brad knew the talk show had already started.
　　By ten o’clock, things were out of control. Alex was wondering why the fish in the jar refused his bread and butter. Mike was trying to show off his talent by decorating the kitchen wall with his colour pencils. Randy, thankfully, appeared to be reading quietly
in the family room，but closer examination showed that he was eating apple jam straight from the bottle with his hands. Brad realised that the talk show was over and reading would be impossible.
　　At exactly 11:17, Brad called the daycare centre (日托所）.“I suddenly have to go into work and my wife’s away. Can I bring the boys over in a few minutes?” The answer was obviously “yes” because Brad was smiling.

Answer 1

苏（Sue）离开了家门，布拉德（Brad）慢慢地关上了门，她去探望她妈。布拉德预期可以轻轻松松地过一天，他在想是否要看看报纸或电视，看他喜欢的脱口秀节目，这是几个月的第一次。 「这就像在公园里散步」，他告诉妻子说，「我会照顾孩子，你放心去看你妈吧。 」

开始时还好，但刚过8点，他的三个“乖小孩”——迈克（Mike），兰迪（Randy），亚历克斯（Alex）穿着睡衣下楼梯，高呼著「爸，早点。 」当三十秒之后食品都没在桌子上，兰迪开始用勺子来敲亚历克斯的头，像敲鼓一样。亚历克斯开始高声大喊，有节拍地喊。迈克像念经一般地说：「我的烤面包在哪？我的烤面包在哪？」布拉德就知道看报纸还不是时间吧。

早餐后变得更糟。迈克把兰迪的内裤穿在头上，兰迪把自己锁在浴室里，而亚历克斯就大喊起来，因为他要尿裤子，干净的袜子分明就摆在他们眼面前，个个偏说找不到。一杯橙汁泼在装干净衣服的篮子里，他们异口同声地喊：「不是我！」布拉德就晓得，“脱口秀”已经开场了。
 
到了十点钟，情况更失控。亚历克斯把涂了黄油的面包掉进鱼缸，还问为什么鱼儿不吃。迈克用颜色铅笔在厨房的墙壁，展示他的绘画天赋。兰迪还好，好像是在家庭室里静静地阅读，但看清楚，他正在用手直接从瓶子掏苹果酱来吃。布拉德的脱口秀节目和读报泡汤了。

准确时间是上午11点17分，布拉德打电话到日托中心，说：「我突然要去上班，妻子有事外出，请问可以把几个小孩在几分钟之内带到吗？」对方的回答显然是「行！」，因为布拉德脸上绽出微笑。

Answer 2

三个男孩和一个爸爸布拉德慢慢地关上了门苏离开家去看望她的母亲。期待一天放松，他在想是否读报纸或看自己喜欢的电视谈话节目的第一天休息几个月。“这将是喜欢在公园里散步，”他告诉他的妻子。“我会照顾孩子，你可以去拜访你的妈妈。”的东西，开始得很好，但刚过八点，他的三个“好孩子”-麦克，兰迪，和alex-came下楼梯，他们的晚礼服，喊着“早餐，爸爸。”当食物都没有出现在三十秒，randy开始使用他的勺子在亚历克斯的头上，就好像它是一个鼓。亚历克斯开始大叫的时间节拍。迈克高呼“我的吐司，哪里是我的烤面包”的背景。布拉德发现他的报纸就要等几秒。生活变得更糟糕的早餐后。迈克穿着兰迪的内衣在他头上。他把自己关在浴室，而亚历克斯又喊了一声是因为他要尿裤子。没有人能找到干净的袜子，虽然他们在他们的面前。一个叫“我”把一杯橘子汁放进篮子里干净的衣服。布拉德知道谈话节目已经开始了。到了十点，事情失去了控制。亚历克斯想知道为什么鱼在罐子里拒绝了他的面包和黄油。迈克想炫耀自己的才能的装饰厨房墙壁与他的彩色铅笔。兰迪，值得庆幸的是，似乎是在家里静静地看书，但更仔细的审查表明他正在吃苹果酱直接从瓶子里，用他的手。布拉德发现谈话节目结束了，读书是不可能的。正是在17，布拉德称为日托中心（日托所）。”我突然不得不去工作，我妻子了。我可以在几分钟内把孩子们带来了吗？“答案显然是“是的”，因为Brad在微笑。