Question

英语短文求翻译!

Say a Little Prayer.
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Answer 1

说一个故事。
松鼠占领了城里的三座教堂。经过许多的祈祷，第一所教会的长老们认为松鼠的出现是注定的。谁能违背神的旨意？他们这样解释。很快，松鼠泛滥成灾。
第二教会的长老决定不伤害任何上帝的子民，他们捉住松鼠并放生城外。三天后，松鼠又回来了。
只有第三所教会成功解决了这一问题。长老为松鼠受洗并注册他们作为教会的成员。现在松鼠们只有在圣诞节和复活节才见得到。

Answer 2

说一点祈祷。松鼠占领了城里的三座教堂。经过许多的祈祷，第一所教会的长老们认为动物是注定要有。他们是谁妨碍神的旨意？他们有充分的理由。很快，松鼠成倍增加。第二教会的长老，决定不能伤害任何上帝的造物，人道困松鼠放生城外。三天后，松鼠又回来了。第三所教会才成功地使害虫远离。长老受洗的松鼠和注册他们作为教会的成员。现在他们只看到他们在圣诞节和复活节。

应该是这样 采纳呦 亲 祝你新年快乐 万事如意

追问

这是某个软件翻译的吧。。。根本看不懂啊。。。求人工意译啊。。。。

追答

够通俗的了