Question

有关简短的英文小笑话？

Answer 1

　　网际网路不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。正是由于我们有这样的需要，网路笑话得以繁荣兴盛。我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!
　　：Death Row
　　There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunette. The shooter counts; 1, 2, 3..., and the brunette yells out,"Tornado!" Everybody turns around to see the tornado and the brunette runs away.Next up is the red head. The shooter counts; 1, 2,3..., and the red head yells out," Flood!" Everybody turns around to see the flood and the red head runs away. Next up is the blonde. The shooter counts; 1,2,3...,and the blonde yells,"Fire!"
　　：Blone Kidnapping
　　There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decidedto kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

　　I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag

　　behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.

　　Signed - "The Blonde"

　　She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

　　The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in

　　a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also

　　inside the bag was the following note:

　　"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do

　　this to another."
　　：Toilet Paper
　　A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.

　　The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

　　After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.

　　The redhead says, "What's so funny?"

　　The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
　　：Urgent Message
　　This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ahead." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead... do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
　　：Blonde Guts
　　One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.

　　While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

　　Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."